It’s looking pretty much official that the always jilted Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are canoodling. I mean let’s get real.
Here is Gerard looking like he is serving up a full plate of deliciousness and himself generously fed. The two newly coupled celebs jaunted to Cabo San Lucas in Mexico. They kept company with gal pal Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow, who came along to celebrate her birthday.
Let’s hope for Jennifer that Gerard gifted her with his birthday suit… or not.
Yes, that could be our next President reading her palm.
The surprising thing isn’t that Robot Palin needs notes to get through her speech at the high-profile Tea Party Convention in Nashville. Every politician does, and most are savvy enough to utilize twentieth century technology such as teleprompters. But those magic word machines are too fancy schmancy for an ol’ fashion Alaskan huntress like Sarah, so she uses a twig and some ink from squashed berries!
The sad part are the key points she needed to remind herself up so badly so wrote them down on her moisturized palm. Showing us just how empty her promises are.
I don’t care what party you support she looks like an idiot with notes on her hand. Use a telepropter / magic word machine Sarah next time and save yourself some of that pretty face for Fox News.
I wish I had long girl hair so I could wear a Bump It too! You know what they say…..the higher the hair the closer to God!
Carrie Underwood dazzeled singing the National Anthem effortlessly at the Superbowl last night. Looking like a leather angel in a Rock N’ Republic’s Cary cropped suit jacket ($298), the country star convinced us all she’s a modern cowgirl! Can modern cowgirls get spray tan out of leather? Yes they can!
We’ll admit we feel asleep while our straight friend watched Ellen Paige and other girls bump boobies in Whip It. So when I woke up to turn on my computer, what scene was it on? The classic Hollywood “First Kiss Pool Scene”. Why did he stop watching here, and why is my keyboard sticky?
Ellen doesn’t get naked like that slut Scarlett Johansson in “He’s Just Not That Into You”. She’s pure and perfectly pasty during her pool scene. It’s like director Drew Barrymore is painting underwater, but the kiss still reads like there’s an air tank near by.
Robin’s voice may sound like a sultry R&B singer from the 70’s but he dances like a go go boy needing to make February’s rent. This guy’s so desperate to be black with his new song, “Shakin’ It 4 Daddy” , he even steals dance moves from the girls in rap videos. It’s hard to believe the son of the dad on Growing Pains (yes Alan Thicke) taught his son everything about music except moving to the beat.
Just stop dancing and stand there in your suit, ok Robin? The suit and song are working.
You love the books, and fawn over the undead, but it’s all a glamed up remake, not of the old vampire tales but of a tormenting classic.
We’re vacationing at the Hotel Zoso in Palm Springs, for a site check, and I found this backhanded insult between vampire dorks in the conservative Dessert Life Sun. Authors fight with words, which is why you need to read in between this cutting compliment given by Anne Rice about all that ‘Twilight stuff’.Yeah…..it’s STUFF!
Rice: Stephanie Meyer with the ‘Twilight’ stuff really is repeating the basic theme of the Bronte sisters: a young girl is fascinated by a mysterious older figure. She’s made it a vampire that goes to high school, but it’s basically an older man that’s protective and something of a menace. That’s straight out of “Jane Eyre” and “Wuthering Heights” – the infatuation with Heathcliff, the infatuation with Mr. Rochester.
Anne Rice is so bitter about the entire nation falling in love with Bella and Edward instead of her gay vampires, that she’s seen the light and become a reborn weirdo. She makes a fortune off of using Satan and then total ditches him. One day sitting at her desk, the goth godess and atheist leader just decided she was going back to church. She didn’t believe in God and then she did. WTF?
I don’t remember anything happening except sitting at my desk and realizing I wanted to go back through the Catholic Church. A couple years later, I dedicated all my work to God. In a sense, I would no longer write any books as an atheist. “The Vampire Chronicles” are really books about atheism. The vampires are atheists. They don’t have any sign from God that He exists and, in a way, they’re about the miseries of that outlook. I couldn’t write them any more
These are not gay sailors, but this is the future according to Rachel Zoe. You hate it now, I know, but jeans shorts and bow ties will steadily trickle down to Wal Mart in two years, and we all will wear it proudly. Which might be confusing when everyone walks around looking like Pee Wee Herman and Jay Leno had babies at the Levi factory.
Brad’s our fav Fashion Fop, his finessing makes us want rob his closet like Madonna was robbed in the Oscars for Evita. Do you think he’s as anal about clothes as he is about..? Brad if you’re reading this I will buy your clothes from you! I’m serious!
“I would define my personal style as preppy-Gatsby-chic. I chose the look because I love the color, and the cream edging gives it that extra pop.”
Brad we adore you…. Taylor can we talk? Sometimes, I’m just saying, you look like a goth teenager trying to steal a pregnancy test from Rite Aid, and those years are behind you now. Aren’t they?
“I love anything fluorescent. I would say my style is very ladies who lunch with an edge.”
Tay Tay should cut her hair into a pixie, color it black, reinvent her image and attach a fledging fashion comapny to the remodel. OMG I should be her publicist!
Don’t you ever wonder who Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla are married to and what they’d say. how did these women land such “husband material” and what’s so great about them. Now we can all listen in on what motherhood was like for the famous and frantic? The Parent Experiement Hosted By BFF’s Lynette Carolla and Teresa Straser, is here to let us eavesdrop and Dr. Drew’s wife is soooo something we want hear.
“The Parent Experiment” Podcast from the Adam Carolla Entertainment Network premieres at top of iTunes Charts!
These modern mothers aren’t afraid to admit they don’t have all the answers. Which is why every week, the duo bring doctors, writers, gossips, and celebrities. The premiere episode shot to the top of the iTunes Chart and is currently #1 in Family podcasting!
Here’s a clip from the release:
Two friends, two toddlers, one baby and infinite questions, The Parent Experiment is now UNDERWAY on the Ace Broadcasting Network at ADAMCAROLLA.COM. Hosted by Emmy Award Winner, Teresa Strasser, with Adam Carolla’s wife and mother of twins Lynette Carolla, the show is like listening in on your mother’s conversations when you were a kid… except she’s a smartass and she’s talking to celebrities and parenting experts.
“This show is for people who don’t want their mind to wear mom jeans.” Teresa says,“The kind of conversations I was desperate to have with other moms when I had a baby, those are the kind of conversations we’re going to have on “>The Parent Experiment, because being a mom can be lonely.”
“Think of us as the ‘Real Housewives’ of the Ace Broadcasting Network minus the cat fights and Juviderm.” LC & TS
These mothers are promising us a new take on old traditions and the frank conversation we crave from other parents.
“Some of us are lost one DAY and confident the next. For those of us who don’t have it all totally figured out, it’s an experiment (hence our title) – and it’s way more fun if you aren’t alone in your lab.”
