Oh yeah Shia! We love it when you swear at us. Tell us all about that bitch and what she said on the red carpet after your terrible car crash. Swear at us…it’s GQ:
“I’d be watching the news, and they’d play my car crash, and every once in a while Kim Kardashian’s sister [Khloe] would jump on TV and preach to me from the red carpet about how to live my [expletive] life,”
OH YEAH BABY GET ANGRY!
“And I’m so upset, man. I’m so angry,” he tells GQ. “Because this accident was not caused by me. I got hit. I had a green. This [expletive] ran a red light. And he flipped my truck, and he shoveled it on my hand. And my fingers are in the street … They’re in the street, they’re off, they’re under the truck door, man. This is fake, dude,” he says, lifting his newly reconstructed hand. “This is hip bone and the skin that was left over…”
Wait, Shia…come on now we all knew you were drunk too and the covered it all up in the press with a little Speilberg/Bay magic, but since you’re so adorable we’ll act like we all don’t know that happened. Khloe actually DID spend time in jail, but we didn’t need her preaching on the red carpet when Shia’s fingers were sewn back on that dark and hazzy LA night.
“Just be smarter,” she told Us Weekly at a red carpet event. “Think about your actions and get a driver. It’s so much cheaper in the long run!”
FYI, Khloe Kardashian did not hire a daily driver and currently drives herself around.
Rich Sommer who plays, Harry Crane on AMC’s Mad Men showed up his killer body during a set at the Upright Citizens Brigade this weekend. He looks normal, like a guy you’d see at a nude beach, he’s hot enough to check out. By my first gay judgement scan, I can tell you I’m sensing that he is smart and funny and enjoys an intoxicated binge at McDonald’s once a week. Just don’t drop that iPhone Rich!
Jessica Simpson told The View she’s sick of straights and wants a Gayby with her hair stylist and BFF Ken Paves.
“I can’t wait to have kids. I want to have kids… if I don’t have kids by the time I’m 40, my best friend Ken Paves and I are going to have children!”
Ken, who’s famously Jessica’s BFF, hairstylist and a co-star in The Price of Beauty, was in the audience and shouted out: “I’m trying to convince her to go [for a baby] before I turn 40!” The View ladies were clearly impressed by Ken’s versatility! “He can fix your hair extensions and impregnate you,” Sherri Shepherd pointed out.- Read More
He can also fix your frizzy hair, change diapers and tie you up at the same time, and he has a really mean Botox doctor for after those terrible twos!
In all seriousness, Ken Paves would probably be the most attentive and loving father out of all oh her male conquests. Who else? John Mayer? He’s a boy with a big penis and a guitar. He can’t fawn over Jess and pick up puke at the same time. Nick Lachey? He’d rather host a singing competition than raise kids with Jessica.
Leave it to the gays to pick up the pieces, and decoupage them into a family.
Carolla was clearly joking when he said there should be a screening process for the Gay Games, but apparently anyone can join and the FGG (Federation of Gay Games) are inviting Adam to prove that anyone can compete.
In a recent podcast, humorist Adam Carolla suggests a way to “screen out straights” from the Gay Games. While we’re glad that “Gay Games” is top of mind for Mr. Carolla, we do want to remind him that however much he might enjoy participating in the screening process he suggests, there isn’t one. The Gay Games are for everyone.
The next edition of the largest sporting event open to all will be held this summer from 31 July to 7 August in Cologne, Germany. Men and women, gay and straight, beginners and Olympic champions: all are welcome to compete in a spirit of Participation, Inclusion, and Personal Best ™.The FGG would like to extend a personal invitation to Mr. Carolla to come to Cologne.
We all know Adam never turns down a personal invitation to Germany in August!
I doubt they’re offing to pay his way first class because let’s face it…our Gay Games just don’t have the budget that the Winter Olympics got from NBC.
I am so dying right now. Does this count as a crotch shot? That’s vulgar. Anchor boy wonder with arms and abs of steel, Anderson Cooper has me wincing at the irony of the magazines title that he is posing open legged for. OUTSIDE? Well, I guess his closeted urban ranger look is totes working for me.
He is the cover boy on the March issue of Outside Magazine … never heard of it… for their “Top 50 Best Jobs” (insert oral sex joke here).
Ok. I’ll be honest here. I don’t watch sports. Ever. Unless figure skating, rhythmic dancing, and Dancing with the Stars count… oh, and wrestling… for all the wrong reasons.
This sports story of David Beckham’s recent injury that might cost him some big championship game is causing me much emotional distress. I feel like I can’t be there for him at a time when he obviously needs me by his side… holding him, clutching him tight, caressing his swollen leg…
David Beckham’s latest game with AC Milan, a 1-0 win against Chievo Verona, ended with an injury last night when he was taken off the field due to a torn Achilles tendon. He was reportedly in tears afterward in the locker room, saying, “It’s broken. It’s broken.” The damage comes at a particularly bad time for David, considering his hopes of joining the English team in the World Cup for what would have been a record-setting fourth stint. He’s off to Finland today to consult with doctors, who say there’s a slight glimmer of hope that he may make a relatively swift recovery depending on the exact location and severity of the tear.
I will be dressed in all black today. Because I am in mourning… not trying to look thinner, that is an added bonus in a time of much sadness.
Oh God. The standard of beauty for woman is right up there with the unattainable beauty standard of the gay male. Anyways… Gisele Bündchen is gorgeous. This woman has had a baby, Benjamin, and blessed this planet with more beauty. We owe her at least a cover of Vogue. Here she is perfectly exploiting her baby for the April cover of Vogue and looking amazing all the while. Work that baby Gisele. Work that baby. Does a baby require a work permit?
Here are some highlights from her chat with the fashion bible.
How did she not get so gain lots of weight like normal women while pregnant:
“I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds. I think it’s muscle memory.”
Keeping out of the media:
“I felt like my pregnancy was a sacred moment for me. I stayed in Boston and I didn’t work apart from the contracts I have, and then I only let them use my face.”
On her first modeling gig after popping out Benjamin:
“I got to the studio and I felt like I was E.T.-whoa, what’s going on? Hair and makeup? I hadn’t looked at myself in a mirror for a month and a half… Usually, as I walk through the door into that atmosphere, I already feel different. There’s a button that goes On and I’m On. And when I go On, there is almost no me; there is just a character who is doing all this. This time it wasn’t like that… For the first time, I think I actually saw me-the inside-instead of the persona.”
Is it just me or are perfect people really irritating? Just putting it out there…
Hey, this one seems like it might last. Not sure why, just feels right. Congrats! Let’s get real here though… there is like a 20 year age difference. Men are so predictable. Let’s hope David Scwimmer follows fellow Friend, Courtney Cox and not Jennifer Aniston’s relationship luck. BTW, who gives gossip exclusives to EW?
Actor/director David Schwimmer, 43, and his longtime girlfriend, photographer Zoe Buckman, 24, are engaged, his rep confirmed to EW exclusively. It will be the first marriage for both. The former Friends star reportedly met Buckman in London while he was there directing the 2007 comedy Run Fatboy Run.
Just a sweet transvestite with a scream that sells millions of albums, Adam Lambert has taken his rightful place as the World’s ambassador for all that glitters and all who love what glitters. Here he is in Japan causing the locals to don sunglasses and dare I say… squint their eyes.
Adam Lambert performed in Tokyo, Japan on Monday in front of a crowd of young Adam look-alikes — They all dressed up exactly like him! Adam performed during an event promoting his newest album For Your Entertainment…
Did we all just see those boots… and I thought I liked glitter! Ragmagers… there was a time when I would have claimed that I was, in fact, the most fanatical about glitter. Clearly, I would have been mistaken.
