Oh, this is a good one. Girl fight. Meow! Why is everyone wanting to hurt poor little island girl, Rihanna? Story is… Kim Kardashian, Timbaland, and Rihanna were at some nightclub after that football game that everyone is talking about and a group of non-fans decided to toss magnums of pricey bubbly at the girls from the balcony above… Read the drama:
Rihanna, Kim Kardashian and Timbaland were all sitting at the same table in Miami’s Liv club, drinking bubbly and having a giggle. The DJ was spinning Ri’s Run This Town – but the good vibes were about to be shattered big time. Suddenly five magnums of Laurent Perrier Rose were thrown from the balcony above, with one whistling past the Umbrella star’s left arm before smashing to the floor. Someone from Rihanna’s table hurled a bottle back, prompting the party above to send an even bigger jeroboam bottle hurtling down. Despite almost causing Rihanna serious injury, the yobs were shouting “touchdown” every time a bottle landed. Rihanna was screaming as American footballer-sized bouncers waded in to catch the troublemakers. The DJ then stopped Ri’s track and yelled: “Everybody get the f*** out. Super Bowl is ruined.” What a disaster. As Rihanna and Kim got ushered to safety, everybody else trooped out too.
Correct. Having bottles of bubbly thrown at you is a night ruiner.
Seems like Jake won’t be headed back to Brokeback Mountain any time soon. I mean look at the way he is leering at the lovely Laker lady lumps… check it out. Jake Gyllenhaal was all eyes at the Staples Center last night watching the game and watching the game….
Doesn’t really look like there is a lot going on inside that handsome head of his… and I am totes okay with that.
Is this what Brintey really sounds like. I’m refuse to believe it but that Newport Cigarette habit of hers worries me. Apparently this is the “leaked’ audio from her mic in Vegas, but then again it is from the UK’s trashiest tabloid, News Of The World
We’ve heard these screeches back in 08′ is it a pattern? We’ll take Robot Britney of Real Britney anyday. We also like, blonde Britney, shaved pilled out Britney, and “Slave” Britney. Not mom Britney.
Take a listen and guess (cough, cough) for yourself.
So now Kellan can really say he is a, model slash actor. I guess this is fashion. If not, it’s just a hot Kellan Lutz walking around in his skin tight Calvin Klein X Undies. Remember people this is art, not soft porn. Watch the interview and hear what Lutz has to say about the campaign… better yet… watch it on mute.
I am totes dragging Alex to see Valentine’s Day on Friday. We will go during the day as to avoid the undesirable squealing tween scene that would surely induce a panic attack.
Here are a sampling of the massive star cast showing up at the premiere last night… with their lady friends in hand. Loving Anne Hathaway’s feathered frock. It is wonderful. Jezebel, Jessica Biel looks like she just survived a violent bear attack in that blood smeared meringue mess.
Would her bikini top popping off be considered a wardrobe malfunction?
Southern born model Brooklyn Decker got the coveted cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue… not exactly my favorite publication… but I do like pretty things. Speaking of pretty things… did you know that she is married to tennis pro Andy Roddick?
It’s looking pretty much official that the always jilted Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are canoodling. I mean let’s get real.
Here is Gerard looking like he is serving up a full plate of deliciousness and himself generously fed. The two newly coupled celebs jaunted to Cabo San Lucas in Mexico. They kept company with gal pal Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow, who came along to celebrate her birthday.
Let’s hope for Jennifer that Gerard gifted her with his birthday suit… or not.
Yes, that could be our next President reading her palm.
The surprising thing isn’t that Robot Palin needs notes to get through her speech at the high-profile Tea Party Convention in Nashville. Every politician does, and most are savvy enough to utilize twentieth century technology such as teleprompters. But those magic word machines are too fancy schmancy for an ol’ fashion Alaskan huntress like Sarah, so she uses a twig and some ink from squashed berries!
The sad part are the key points she needed to remind herself up so badly so wrote them down on her moisturized palm. Showing us just how empty her promises are.
I don’t care what party you support she looks like an idiot with notes on her hand. Use a telepropter / magic word machine Sarah next time and save yourself some of that pretty face for Fox News.
