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OMG! So this is why Pure Nightclub pays Pear Pear $250,000 just to show up at their club and get wasted. She makes a complete spectacle of herself.

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Are you a New Year loser? Not a media whore? Not looking for affirmation from outside sources? Well, you must not live in Hollywood.

Where are they all going that you’re not?

Just do what we do when the clock strikes 12, turn to your right and wish Paris a Happy New Year, and then turn to your left and hug Britney (watch you eye, those lollipops can poke an eye out) and say you hope this year will be better for her.

Paris and Nicky Hilton are hosting the annual bash at Luxor ($250)

For bargain $100 you can party the night away with Britney’s ex Kevin Federline at Tangerine.

Mariah Carey will be putting in an appearance at Neo ($250)

You can check out the state of Pamela Anderson’s rocky marriage to Rick Salomon at Caesar’s Palace ($250).

But the most exclusive bash in town will be hosted by Jay-Z to celebrate the launch of his $20m luxury sports bar 40/40 at the Palazzo. For a mere $700 you can party with the likes of Beyonce, Rhianna, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jamie Foxx.

By contrast, Londoners are getting a raw deal this year with reality TV alums Richard Blackwood and Ziggy Lichman holding parties at Wax and Paper respectively.

Here’s the best of the rest:

Los Angeles
Party For The Cause, Woodland Hills, California – Vanessa Williams
House Parties – Kate Walsh, Scarlett Johansson

Miami
Shore Club – Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Eve
Mansion – Kim Kardashian
Setai – Jennifer Hudson
The Raleigh Hotel – Mandy Moore, Chace Crawford, Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard, Elisha Cuthbert, Jeremy Piven, Samantha Ronson
Hotel Victor – Adrian Grenier

New York
Tenjune – Ryan Seacrest
Times Square – Lenny Kravitz, Alicia Keys, Miley Cyrus, Carrie Underwood, Joel Madden

Good Times!

Not only are the hotel Heiresses getting up to $250,000 each to show up at Las Vegas’s LAX, but we just heard from our source they want to leave EARLY! Criss Angel, Pamela Anderson, Kevin Federline, Ashley Leggat and DJ AM are going to be there but everyone has to show up early for the girl’s arrival.

Can you believe that? We love that.

The red carpet for the event at LAX was moved back an hour from 9 to 8 just so they could acommidate Paris’s busy whoreing schedule the night of New Year’s. The bitch is going to drop by for an hour, wave, and leave to go get paid somewhere else. She is a God. Like those girls are going to show up on time anyways.

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What’s the best way to make your nemesis in High School want to commit suicide? Wasn’t High School so much fun. Hollywood is very much like High School, petty and cliquey. That is why we do so well here.

Duh! Just cozy up with her ex at photo hot spot LAX. Paris hit Vegas alone, luckily K-Fed was there to mooch on her. Yucky, yucky. You know they smoked one of K-Fed’s famous blunts…we can tell you, they are magical! She is so not interested in this guy she just knows it’s going to piss Britney off. All part of a days work.

If she was feeling lonely, however, the ever-gallant K-Fed quickly rushed to her side to keep her company.

Onlookers said he reportedly became so excited when he caught a glimpse of the pouting property princess he repeatedly shouted her name and then cosied up close to give her a kiss on the cheek.

Wow Pear Pear, you’re her very best GF on her birthday, and then stab her in the back a week later. Not cool. You know x’s are off limits. No eye contact and no talking to them…. pictures, never!

Are we watching “Heathers?” Love that flick. Renting it for New Year’s Day!

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