Couple life can get boring sometimes, you get sick of going to the movies, going to a bar, and watching each other eat. So this Saturday we decided to mix it up and go take our anger out at the LA Gun Club.

We were surprised to see that half of the patrons on this very busy Saturday night were gay men reclaiming their masculinity just like we were.

We shot off a shotgun, a rugger, a Beretta, and a 22 riffle. After a few rounds we stopped flinching every time the gun went off and started passing around our weapons like they were cocktails.

So gays, girls, and guys out there, don’t be afraid to take your group of friends down to the LA Gun Club, you’ll be surprised how much fun you can have.

Although expect to pay about $30 bucks per person if you want to try an array of artillery.

“WOW, YOU’RE QUITE THE SHOOTER.”

See Steve and Toby get sticky HERE

Ever since Brit got out of rehab she’s been taking dance classes, going out for sushi, and never having to change icky diapers on those things she had with that guy she just divorced.

Where are your fucking kids bitch? You avoid them for 30 days cuz you’re so “sick” and now you’re out and about town like you don’t have two kids at home.

We take our dog more places than she takes her children!

SEE!

In preparation for her being some lesbian’s bitch in jail, Paris has recently amped up her best assets.

WE THINK SHE’S WORKING A GOOD PUSH UP BUT YOU TELL US.

Bush demands for the British Hostages to be relased and then shows his really mad anger face to Iran!

As we told you Bangs are in and now all the celebs are getting BANGED for summer.

Here’s the goth queen herself looking hauntingly gorgeous!

Grrrrrr Matey!

Only a lesbian would wear a PIRATE THEMED SARONG!

Attention America, Michelle is not a “tuff girl” she’s a LESBOT!

Now the next time we see her she’s probably going to kick our ASS!