Couple life can get boring sometimes, you get sick of going to the movies, going to a bar, and watching each other eat. So this Saturday we decided to mix it up and go take our anger out at the LA Gun Club.
We were surprised to see that half of the patrons on this very busy Saturday night were gay men reclaiming their masculinity just like we were.
We shot off a shotgun, a rugger, a Beretta, and a 22 riffle. After a few rounds we stopped flinching every time the gun went off and started passing around our weapons like they were cocktails.
So gays, girls, and guys out there, don’t be afraid to take your group of friends down to the LA Gun Club, you’ll be surprised how much fun you can have.
Although expect to pay about $30 bucks per person if you want to try an array of artillery.
Ever since Brit got out of rehab she’s been taking dance classes, going out for sushi, and never having to change icky diapers on those things she had with that guy she just divorced.
Where are your fucking kids bitch? You avoid them for 30 days cuz you’re so “sick” and now you’re out and about town like you don’t have two kids at home.
We take our dog more places than she takes her children!
Marie Osmond just recently filed for divorce from her husband of 20 years and we wouldn’t be surprised if it was because of her obsession with creepy dolls. I’m sure she has to lock them up at night because they come alive and eat human flesh.
Ricky Martin could never dream of saying he was gay, so he decided to live vicariously through other Latin men who do. I mean COME ON him and his boyfriend look like “twinsey fags” in this picture!
Yahoo News reports, Ricky Martin defended the right of pop stars to come out of the closet, saying he felt solidarity with Christian Chavez of Mexican band RBD, who recently said publicly that he is gay.
“Life is too short to live closed up, guarding what you say,” said Martin — whose sexual orientation has been the subject of speculation — in an interview with The Associated Press. Christian “has to be free in many aspects. I wish him much strength.”
EVERYONE KNOWS HE BANGS HE BANGS BOYS! Ricky Martin even said in earlier interviews that he didn’t think being bi was an issue. It’s like he’s dropping hints for us to figure out and we’re his catholic mother!
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