Oh no wait, that’s just sand in her cooch.

Thanks toTMZ.com here are a bunch of celebs touching themsleves! clcik TMZ for all of them!

WHOA THEY MUST BE REALLY CLOSE!

DO IT NOW LINDSEY NO ONE’S LOOKING! OH WAIT EVERYONE’S LOOKING!

Marie Osmond just recently filed for divorce from her husband of 20 years and we wouldn’t be surprised if it was because of her obsession with creepy dolls. I’m sure she has to lock them up at night because they come alive and eat human flesh.

THIS ONE HAS A NICOLE RITCHIE BODY!

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Ricky Martin could never dream of saying he was gay, so he decided to live vicariously through other Latin men who do. I mean COME ON him and his boyfriend look like “twinsey fags” in this picture!

Yahoo News reports, Ricky Martin defended the right of pop stars to come out of the closet, saying he felt solidarity with Christian Chavez of Mexican band RBD, who recently said publicly that he is gay.

“Life is too short to live closed up, guarding what you say,” said Martin — whose sexual orientation has been the subject of speculation — in an interview with The Associated Press. Christian “has to be free in many aspects. I wish him much strength.”

EVERYONE KNOWS HE BANGS HE BANGS BOYS! Ricky Martin even said in earlier interviews that he didn’t think being bi was an issue. It’s like he’s dropping hints for us to figure out and we’re his catholic mother!

Alex P Keaton never taught his little brother how to treat the ladies!

E! News reports, Brian Bonsall, the former child star best known for playing Andy, the youngest member of the Keaton clan on the ’80s-era sitcom Family Ties, was arrested Wednesday in Colorado on suspicion of domestic violence after allegedly roughing up his live-in girlfriend.

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Here’s the short version:

He pours a drink on her while she sleeps

They argue

She tries to leave.

Then he puts her in a choke hold and he throws her down on the bed.

Police show up, they say it’s his fault he goes to jail.

It’s so shocking to see a child star become violent and spiral downwards isn’t it!

Now that Bob Barker is leaving The Price Is Right, they needed to replace him with someone younger who could host for years, and hipper to bring in a young audience.

Someone like…..GREORGE HAMILTON!?!?

What the hell! Our friend Todd Newton was suppose to host that! Rosie lobbied for the position! MY GOD NO! Anyone EXCEPT that Ritz Hawking GEEZER.

We can see the uncomfortable jokes and swaying hips now.

Dlisted.com reports, CBS head, Les Moonves, apparently told producers that George is “wonderfully charming” and “could really make the show work.

Now I won’t even tune in when I’m sick! Thanks a lot Les!

There’s nothing better than a protest you don’t have to work at, and April 18th is the 11th annual Day Of Silence. You can use this day to stand up for gay rights, or just as an excuse not to talk to your “work friends”.

This is the first time we’ve ever heard of The Day Of Silence, and although we can’t shut up most of the time, this year we are going to try it.

Queerty.com reports:

April 18th marks the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network’s 11th annual “Day of Silence”, when thousands of students, teachers and parents shut their traps to raise awareness of anti-gay oppression. Participants are meant to carry a card explaining their muteness with a note asking readers, “What are you going to do to break the silence?”

Conservative groups, however, aren’t having it. And, in fact, can’t seem to shut their own traps about how much they oppose the idea. One coalition, NotOurKids, has planned a counter protest in which they’ll keep their children at home, lest they be subjected to the silent sissie scourge. One concerned parent’s comments, however, make us wonder if they actually thought their action through.

Founder of the California-based Mission America and NotOurKids participant, Linda says she’s keeping her spawn home because “Teenagers deserve an opportunity to study… without being subjected to pro-homosexual proselytizing sanctioned by school authorities”. Proselytizing? Interesting choice of words coming from a woman whose organization dedicated to spreading the word of Christ, but okay…

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