Ever wonder what happened with the whole Lance and Reichen break up?

Well here’s the entire story, of course, Alex knew about it a month ago because he works for Bunim and Murray and gets all the great gossip!

http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/12/lance-reichen-and-davis-threes-not-company/

FROM OUR FRIENDS AT Dlisted.com

Mario Vasquez was the frontrunner going into American Idol 2005. He dropped out right after he made the final 12. He said he dropped out for “family reasons” but later said he wanted to pursue his music career on his terms, because Idol has such a strict contract.

Well, now it looks like he may have dropped out for other reasons.

Magdaleno Olmos was an accountant for the production company of the show and he filed a lawsuit today in Los Angeles claiming Mario jacked off in front of him while Idol was in production. HOT!

Magdaleno alleges that “Vazquez stared lasciviously, smiled lasciviously and on one occasion followed him into a bathroom … knocked on the door of the plaintiff’s stall and made eye contact through the space in the stall door.”

He goes on to say that Mario “started to rub his genitals over his pants. Attempting to leave the bathroom, Olmos opened the door of the stall and saw Vazquez standing in front of him with his pants down masturbating. Vasquez pushed further into the stall and continued masturbating with one hand and trying to pull down Olmos’ pants with another hand. Olmos claims he tried to cover his body with his hands but Vazquez touched his chest and stomach underneath his shirt, and Olmos’ “genitals” as Vazquez “attempted to unzip” Olmos’ pants.

Mario asked the dude “if he wanted oral sex.”

Magdaleno then managed to get out of the stall, but not before Mario grabbed his arm. Mag complained to his supervisor, but he was told that he was “crazy” and was threatened to be fired. A few months later he was fired.

Graphic. I need a ciggie and a cum rag now.

Magdaeleno is suing Mario, FOX and Freemantle. Mario denied gay rumors shortly after he left Idol.

Just look into his eyes, you know Mario loves his prostate massaged. His ass feels the tingle, you can tell.

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Thursday, April 06, 2006

Reality Remix and Shocking Photos SCANDAL!

This morning we shot Reality Remix again with Kennedy for Fox Reality, our regular gig. It’s the only job we’ve ever been excited to go to. We love it.

This week we featured some, “very shocking photos”! You might say even – scandal! They were of Eric & Jeremy with BJ & Tyler, the 2 top runners for this season’s Amazing Race. Tip for Future Racers: everyone has camera phones now so be careful at a party. These four guys are currently on Amazing Race now and doing a kick ass job- for the moment. These are fabulous photos – shirtless, drunk, banana thongs, Asian harems, nipple rings, exposed pubic hair….. the recipie for a great night – or gay pride.

http://www.justjared.com/gossip/2006/04/eric_and_jeremy_from_amazing_r.php

Newbie reality stars should remember now that you are pseudo famous everything is up for grabs. You got to love it, especially when you look hot doing it!

Check our interviews weekends on FOX REALITY, REALITY REMIX http://www.realityremix.tv/

Have a good one.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Some of you may not know it, but Los Angeles has a Emmy night to honor the people that make our local news worth watching. When they asked us to be presenters at the awards our first thought was,”What the fuck are we going to wear?”

Luckily, we were able to borrow clothes from a company here in LAcalled EM Prods, and since we’ve both lost ten pounds ( we’ve been dieting and exercising if you can believe it) we could fit into his clothes! Lynn chose a black suit jacket that shimmered in the light but left the pants for fear of becoming too much like Little Richard. The store was filled with gorgeous leather bomber jackets (made by the guy from Project Runway with the tats on his neck) which I would have killed to wear, but I was a presenter so I had to go with something more conservative and boring. A grey pinstripe suit with a pink shirt.

We never thought when we said we’d do the awards that we would have such a fantastic night. The papzis pulled us onto the red carpet for pictures, the green room was filled with important people, and the house was packed! Before I knew it were we outside with a beautiful lady in a pink flowing dress that would flash you with just one leg everytime the wind blew. I had no idea who she was, no one has any idea who anyone is at these things, you recognize them but you can’t place them.

“Oksana, I love you and you know all the gays love you too” Lynn turned to her saying

“Oh HA NEY, YOOO Are so SVVeett!”

Since we had hit it off with Oksana, and her date had the only lighter in the house, we decieded to latch onto her all night. Smoking is the best way to mingle at a party because everyone does it when they’re bored. We also shared some smokes with James, the dad on Freash Prince of Bel Air who is now on The Closer. Looking up at this 6 foot 3 man who I had watched growing up throw Will Smith around, I wondered to myself who else was I going to meet in my lifetime that I looked up to.When I asked his advice about Hollywood he said one thing,” Always have a job, always be looking for work, if you can always have a job you won’t fail.”

While we were waiting in the green room with Oksana, laughing and killing time, I saw a familiar woman in a blue dress. She wasn’t familar by looking at her, but I knew who she was by hearing that priceless voice of hers as a ten year old boy. Nancy Cartwright, is the kindest person I’ve ever met in Hollywood. She’s not boastful about her fame, but look at her business card and you know she’s the voice of Bart Simpson. She was eyeing the presenter gift bags we would get to take home and I walked over to help her. It felt like Christmas all over again, and we were the children hoovering around the presents, looking for our names.

“What’s wrong Nancy?” I asked like we were best friends so she’d think we were.

“Can you believe this! They are making us sign something that says we will pay the taxes on the gift bags if we take ours. You have to pay taxes even if you don’t use the stuff, so I’m checking to make sure everything is worth it!”

I started to laugh because when she raised her voice even a little, Bart came out, so really Bart was upset over the gift bag tax, not this adorable woman in front of me.

We talked for a while about the charities she works with, and how unrecognized voice over actors are, an issue I felt she should campaign for to the Academy. Then suddenly we were pulled away by a stage hand because our award was presented next.

As I waited in the small black hallway backstage with ten other people I started thinking about how unsatisfying Hollywood is. Here we were presenting an award at the Emmy’s , I had connected with people I adored my whole life, and still I wanted more. James’s words kept running through my mind,”Always have a job,always look for work.”

Then it was our turn to go onstage, the Emmys were going be aired and I thought we’d take this opportunity to stand out. Lynn and I made a terrible joke about trimming Jenna Elfman’s bush, and I gave a shout out to my hero Nancy Cartwright which got a huge applause.

The rest of the night was spent smoking and drinking with Oksana and the gang from Reality Remix. I know what you are thinking, and no, Oksana didn’t drink one sip, so please refrain from all your drunk driving jokes.

Reality Remix is going to have us back in September, so I was able to leave the Emmy’s knowing we DID have a job, and we WEREN”T going away.

Alex

Hello Readers-

So we just ran across this article The Advocate wrote before our wedding, and we can’t tell if they love us or hate us.
Your thoughts?

The reality of gay sex
Advocate, The, August 16, 2005 by Bruce C. Steele

Politically speaking, my favorite openly gay reality TV stars are the couples. A few days before they flew to Ottawa, Canada, to get legally married, Amazing Race contestants Lynn Warren and Alex Ali dropped by Hollywood for lunch with The Advocate’s arts and entertainment editor, Alonso Duralde, and me. Over salads and sandwiches at Hamburger Hamlet they were every bit as loopy and lively as they’d seemed on this past winter’s CBS reality show. (They came in fifth, in case you missed it.) They were excited about their upcoming nuptials, generously sponsored by gay-friendly tourist destinations and an Ottawa radio station. A honeymoon in Hawaii was to follow.

As we finished eating, a Midwestern-looking nuclear family–Dad, Mom, two well-scrubbed kids, clearly tourists–stopped by the table to say hi. “We started off rooting for Rob and Amber,” the dad said, referring to the obnoxious engaged Racers who’d previously won $1.1 million on Survivor: All-Stars. Rob and Amber nearly elbowed their way to victory on the Race too; at one point they drove hurriedly past Lynn and Alex when the gay couple had stopped to help other contestants whose SUV had overturned, injuring a cameraman. After that incident, Dad went on, “we started rooting for you.”

Mom nodded in agreement. Everyone shook hands, and the family went back to sightseeing. It wasn’t exactly an endorsement of Lynn and Alex’s same-sex wedding, but it was remarkable nonetheless.

Reichen Lehmkuhl and Chip Arndt were the first gay couple to win a big reality prize, also on The Amazing Race. They called themselves “married” throughout the show–a mixed blessing when it turned out they’d broken up shortly after collecting the $1 million. But for 13 weeks the word married appeared beneath their names on TVs all over the country.
Married. As in: the wedding night. As in: the marital bed, marital relations. As in: Gay people express their love through both commitment and (gasp!) sex.

One tastefully dressed gay person–or two gay best pals, or five makeover experts–can be joyfully neutered, teasing yet sexless. But a married gay couple says Someone’s getting some. Deal with it.

On his own, whether in his calendar or on E!’s new Kill Reality series, debuting July 25, Reichen still carries that connotation. He knows his chief asset is his sexual magnetism, and he works it. It’s fine for us to moan and groan about the shaved-smooth muscled stereotype (see page 80 for more on the politics of body hair, and page 72 for some beyond-the-stereotypical images), but it’s also vital to grab our share of sexed-up or smooching spokesmodels.

You can’t look at Reichen and deny that he’s a sexual being. You can’t meet Lynn and Alex and not grasp immediately that they enjoy jumping each other’s bones when they’re home alone.
Once the Midwestern nuclear family is really ready to deal with that reality, we’ll all be better off.

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