Magneto – The Movie


Can’t wait for Sir Ian Mckellen to kill some Nazi scum.

Watching him as Magneto makes you forget that he’s a nelly queen, doesn’t it? He’s a phenomenal actor, and probably the most famous and loved gay guy over 60.

Magneto will be an “origin story,” and the plot, hinted at by the other X-Men films, is as follows: “Magneto comes to grips with his mutant ability to manipulate metal objects as he and his parents try to survive in Auschwitz. Magneto meets Professor Xavier when the latter is a soldier liberating the concentration camp.” Sounds like some heavy subject matter for a comic book flick! Magneto will try out and shape his powers “by hunting down and killing Nazi war criminals who tortured him, and his lust for vengeance turns Xavier and Magneto into enemies.”


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New Hampshire say’s OK to Civil Unions

Yesterday the New Hampshire state legislature approved a civil union bill and Governor John Lynch has given every indication that he will sign it into law. This civil union bill was the first one in U.S. history to be brought forward without pressure from the courts.

Just 46 more states to go!

Anderson Won’t Flash You at The Gym

Anderson Cooper works out at the Equinox Gym most mornings at the Time Warner Building in NYC, but sources say he’s very careful about what he’ll let other gym bunnies peek at. Anderson enters the showers with a towel on and doesn’t take it off until he is safely behind the door, he showers, exits, and puts his boxers on underneath his towel. The only thing you get to see is his tight body, but we think that’s worth the $100+ per month New Yorkers pay to gawk at him.

It could be in this age of camera phones he doesn’t want to risk nudy pictures hitting the net for us to put on our blog, and he’s rumored to get a lot of stares from hardbodies of both genders.

Ooorrrrr….

He could just have a small dick and grey pubic hair.

You decide.

Drunk Lezbots and Me

Last night didn’t start off promising, Alex drug Bianca and Mike to a DVD release party of Dreamgirls, where the drinks weren’t free and they didn’t get a copy of the movie, so you could hardly say it was a party.

But then at 11, Rebecca called and invited Alex ( the only one still up) down to The Abbey for drinks with her and Jackie Warner. They had just shot their Workout Reunion show, where revealing questions were asked like is your relationship real ect., and they had knocked a few ( more like 6 or 7) drinks back. Jackie was hilarious and courteous to all her surly fans that were literally grabbing her by the leather fitted jacket for pictures.

SIDE THOUGHT: I dont’ know why, but crazed fans of reality stars like to call their family and put you on the phone with someone you never met. Then you’re expected to act like you have something to talk about. Please don’t make celebrities you meet do that it’s retarded.

Towards the end of the night, we lost Jackie and found her in a deep conversation with that slim ball, Mimi, who’s always trying not to look like she’s trying to get Jackie’s attention.

I had never loved lesbo drama SO MUCH IN MY LIFE!

Bex and I left soon after, but not before meeting Nolan from Dance Life, who I adore because he had the balls to come out on national television and be sweaty on tv. Oh, and just for the record, Nolan looks way better in person than on the show I think he cut off those femme bot curls.

Look, But Don’t Touch The Timberlake!


We were going to splurge and buy tickets for Justin’s show so Lynn could swueal like a girl when he pops his collar, but then we read this:

Justin Timberlake’s fans have been told they can “touch” but not “grab” the singer.

The singer’s security team reportedly laid down the strict instructions to people in the front row of his ‘FutureSex/LoveSounds’ tour.

A source said: “They were quite specific about what was and what was not allowed. We’ve never known anything like it. It was hysterical.”

If we can’t grab his crotch,the way he’s promising in the picture above, there’s no way we’re paying for front row!

HELLO!

Brandon Davis High On Drugs


Brandon Davis, never shys away form the camera, as a matter of fact, this rich party kid talks into the pops camera’s about Lindsay’s fire crotch all the time!

But Radar Online has posted a video with another side to Mr. Davis, the fucked up on drugs side, who doesn’t even want to look at the camera. It’s hilarious to see this jerk who loves the camera hide from it.

You can totally tell he’s tripping on drugs.

Watch the video here:

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Pyscho Fan Tries To Kill Sandra!

We thought Alex was one of the few people on the face of the planet that loved Sandra in Hope Floats, so we didn’t understand how someone could become so obsessed with her after so many bad movies.

TMZ is reporting that a crazed fan tried to run over Jesse ( Sandra’s biker hubby) so she could have Bullock all to herself.


“Cops say that Bullock, along with James’ 10-year-old child, looked on in horror as Marcia Valentine “attempted 3 or 4 times to run Jesse James over with her silver Mercedes.” Jesse was never struck by the car during the alleged incident.

We’re told Valentine also “laid in the driveway and wouldn’t move.”

Orange County Sheriffs were contacted and responded to the scene, but Valentine allegedly fled before they arrived. After an intense manhunt, officers located Valentine early Monday morning and took her into custody. ”

WHO THE HELL IS THAT?


Guess which washed up celebrity this is.

See how not having money makes you ugly.