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Whoa look at that HUGE TALENT!

Ray J says, “I’m doing a little Trojan deal. It’s in play right now.”

Since his career is in the toilet since Moesha went off the air, the only way he can make money is from his dick. “At this moment you can either sit back and watch everything just go, or you can capitalize and come up with a way to make $20 million a year.”

The Trojan condom deal isn’t the only one the enterprising singer is working on. He adds, “I’m sponsoring a new drink that kind of stimulates you, like liquid Ecstasy, but over-the-counter.”

Akon (“Smack That” and other bad rap songs), is a practicing polygamist and pitching his own reality show.The show, which is currently in pre-production, is set to feature all three of Akon’s wives – living under one roof.

A person close to the production tells MediaTakeOut.com, “this is going to be the strangest reality show ever … the way Akon manages his ‘situation’ is nothing short of incredible.” Our source adds, “since Akon is on tour most of the time, the show is going to spend a lot of time featuring the wives.Only one of the wives is [a native of Africa], the other two are American … and that seems to cause a lot of tension in the house.”

If it’s as boring as Big Love on HBO, his career and reputation are going to be worse off than they already are!

Rihanna has praised her father Ronald Fenty for overcoming his addiction to crack cocaine.Rhianna says she grew up around crack pipes, and he father was always in the bathroom.

You know what? My dad went to the bathroom all the time TOO! So are you telling me he’s a crack head?

She tells America’s Giant Magazine, “I just knew that my mom and dad would always argue when there was a foil paper with an ashtray.”

To this day Rhianna still can not look at aluminum foil without crying.

“(But) he knew that to get closer to (his kids), he had to cut that out. And he did.”

Laugh at other’s misfortune, it’s Friday.