Watch Danny Bonaduche get Asian Fever from a stripper. This is where we started wondering how two gay guys fit in. Then we realized, FREE DRINKS AND VIP ALL NIGHT! Plus gift bags from The Pleasure Chest here in Hollywood.
Another lap dance burned into our minds, and not in the good way.
A simulated blow job? What has brought her to this point in her life?
We hung out backstage, but since Danny was being covered in stripper juice, we never got the chance to set up our nude photo shoot, and Rebecca Cardon was hot and ready.
Whoa look at that HUGE TALENT! Ray J says, “I’m doing a little Trojan deal. It’s in play right now.”
Since his career is in the toilet since Moesha went off the air, the only way he can make money is from his dick. “At this moment you can either sit back and watch everything just go, or you can capitalize and come up with a way to make $20 million a year.”
The Trojan condom deal isn’t the only one the enterprising singer is working on. He adds, “I’m sponsoring a new drink that kind of stimulates you, like liquid Ecstasy, but over-the-counter.”
Akon (”Smack That” and other bad rap songs), is a practicing polygamist and pitching his own reality show.The show, which is currently in pre-production, is set to feature all three of Akon’s wives - living under one roof.
A person close to the production tells MediaTakeOut.com, “this is going to be the strangest reality show ever … the way Akon manages his ’situation’ is nothing short of incredible.” Our source adds, “since Akon is on tour most of the time, the show is going to spend a lot of time featuring the wives.Only one of the wives is [a native of Africa], the other two are American … and that seems to cause a lot of tension in the house.”
If it’s as boring as Big Love on HBO, his career and reputation are going to be worse off than they already are!
Jennifer Hudson may be landing another unforgettable role of a lifetime.
Soul legend Aretha Franklin had a high tea sit-down with Hudson in New York the other day. The topic? Franklin wanted to discuss Hudson as the possible leading lady in a film based on Franklin’s autobiography.
Rihanna has praised her father Ronald Fenty for overcoming his addiction to crack cocaine.Rhianna says she grew up around crack pipes, and he father was always in the bathroom.
You know what? My dad went to the bathroom all the time TOO! So are you telling me he’s a crack head?
She tells America’s Giant Magazine, “I just knew that my mom and dad would always argue when there was a foil paper with an ashtray.”
To this day Rhianna still can not look at aluminum foil without crying.
“(But) he knew that to get closer to (his kids), he had to cut that out. And he did.”
So you’re slinging plates at a diner until Clooney books you for his Cannes party and now you’re the toast of the music world.
That’s what happened to Victoria Hart, a jazz singer from the UK, and now she’s fielding multi-million dollar deals.
“We’re getting very close — a deal is not far away at all,” Hart’s agent Lynne Pearson told Reuters from her home in Switzerland. “It’s always very difficult to talk about specific figures, but it will be a very big deal when it is announced.”
British newspapers put the figure at $3 million.
Oh yeah, there’s no doubt about it, he’s totally banging her!
Paula’s coming down from her pills so everybody better fucking WATCH OUT!! The tape is not circulating with sound but Page Six has the transcripts, here’s what she’s balling about:
Paula slamed, former rep, Howard Bragman for being told she’s too old to make the cover of OK! Magazine, and sobs, “I’ve never in my life been called a whining bitch and a loser.I’m being tested. All I’ve ever wanted in my life is to be treated fairly and be treated with kindness. And I’ve never in my entire career been treated this way. The people who are supposed to take care of these things do not. I have to clean up after them everywhere they go. And I’m tired of it.”
“Howard Bragman did some disgusting behavior. I had to go to Jimmy Kimmel,” Abdul is heard sobbing, “with no publicist there. [Abdul appeared on Kimmel’s show on May 15.] I go on with no publicist there and I pay this man . . . ” Her ex-rep Howard Bragman tells the Post, “I’ll stand by my reputation if she’ll stand by hers.”
In other Paula news, she’s finally coming clean about her pill addition, she’s just won’t call it an addiction.
Paula says she takes a slew of painkillers, including lidocaine( what?)and Enbrel — just to make it through the day.Don’t forget those mophine patches we reported you wearing too!
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