Paula’s coming down from her pills so everybody better fucking WATCH OUT!! The tape is not circulating with sound but Page Six has the transcripts, here’s what she’s balling about:

Paula slamed, former rep, Howard Bragman for being told she’s too old to make the cover of OK! Magazine, and sobs, “I’ve never in my life been called a whining bitch and a loser.I’m being tested. All I’ve ever wanted in my life is to be treated fairly and be treated with kindness. And I’ve never in my entire career been treated this way. The people who are supposed to take care of these things do not. I have to clean up after them everywhere they go. And I’m tired of it.”

“Howard Bragman did some disgusting behavior. I had to go to Jimmy Kimmel,” Abdul is heard sobbing, “with no publicist there. [Abdul appeared on Kimmel’s show on May 15.] I go on with no publicist there and I pay this man . . . ” Her ex-rep Howard Bragman tells the Post, “I’ll stand by my reputation if she’ll stand by hers.”

In other Paula news, she’s finally coming clean about her pill addition, she’s just won’t call it an addiction.

Paula says she takes a slew of painkillers, including lidocaine( what?)and Enbrel — just to make it through the day.Don’t forget those mophine patches we reported you wearing too!