An Intimate Dinner With Jackie Warner

We have the Reality Cares Benefit right before, so we thought we’d just get super wasted and taxi it on over to Jackie’s house for a party she invited us to on Saturday.

Yesterday, Rebecca told us that it was actually a catered sit down dinner for 12 people including us, Jesse, Jackie, Rebecca and 7 other people we don’t know, but who are probably in way better shape than us.

We’re flattered we’re invited, we just hope we behave,and don’t worry (lesbian fans) we’ll take a lot of pictures when no one is looking.

HEY PAULA – YOU’RE OUR NEW PARIS!


HEY PAULA was the best season premiere of the summer and our little voyeuristic eyes are hooked on her being a sloppy workaholic.

We laid in bed last night wishing one day we’d be as busy as Paula, but do think she’d be able to handle the wear and tear of Hollywood a little better if she took a few power naps here and there.

She would stay up sometimes for nearly 48 hours due to insomnia (ok that’s what we’re going to call it all season that’s fine) and her world becomes increasingly more psychedelic as the episodes comes to an end.

It’s so much fun to hang out with Paula all night, and laugh together, and just be high together, it was almost like running into an old party girlfriend. You know that girl who all you did was get wasted with, but then you realized that’s all you had in common.

That’s HEY PAULA and WE LOVE HER!

Watch some clips from her show here.

Bonaduce Admits “I used to be like Paris Hilton”


What people don’t know about Danny is he’s actually quite an insightful and fun guy to be around.

TMZ caught the former “Partridge” out at our friend’s restaurant, One Sunset, last night in West Hollywood, where he had four ladies hangin’ from his arms before he headed in for dinner.

LISTEN TO HIS WORDS OF WISDOM HERE.

Brit’s Gone Crazy Again… YEAH!


X17online has exclusively reported, Britney is seeking a restraining order against her own mother to keep her mom from visiting with Britney’s two sons Sean and Jayden.

The reason? — alleged pain medication abuse by her mom.

In other Britney news, K-Fed is not signing the divorce papers because of her recent behavior and is told by his lawyers to hold out to see if she has another meltdown.

Which is causing Brit to come unglued, and once again, the world has someone to talk about.

Quote Of The Day – Jesse Metcalf

“I’m trying to do music, actually,I’ve just started writing and trying to develop my sound a little bit, but it will be as a solo artist,” he added. “I sing and play guitar.”

The former Desperate Housewives actor, 28, told PEOPLE at a MAC Viva Glam party in London on Wednesday.

Why do hot guys always want to sing? Why can’t they just be hot? Joey Lawrence, hello, remember?

Paris Hides In Hawaii

Hmmm even with a black stringy wig on, you can’t be incognito with a huge straw hat (like Paris would wear) and huge sunglasses (like Paris would wear).

Hollywood Reporter Runs Marijuana Ads

The times, they are a changing. Only in the entertainment world would you open a trade magazine and see a pot ad!

They sure do know how to target a market audience, you can’t throw a rock in this town without knocking over a celebrities BONG!

Justin Timberlake’s Secret Casting Couch Crush

“I did not get him the gig, no. Jeffrey Katzenberg has had a crush on him for a very long time… it was his idea… ask him.”

-Cameron Diaz on how Justin Timberlake got the role in Shrek 3.

See what a gay following can get you boys?