AFTER USING THE KNIVES TO CUT THEIR STRAWBERRY COKE, LINDSAY AND FRIENDS, DECIDED THE ONLY WAY TO GET HIGHER WAS TO KILL EACH OTHER.
Lindsay Likes S and M
June 3, 2007 by
Surprise – Pink Gets Pierced
June 2, 2007 by
We bet we know something else that’s pink and pierced too.
Funny Films – Pug Falling Asleep
June 2, 2007 by
If you don’t laugh at how cute this video is then you are the devil.
Collin Farrell Takes A Shower + Butt Shot
June 2, 2007 by
If you use your imagination this could be the build up of a great gay porn!
You get a nice butt shot at the end so it’s worth it.
Summer Celebreality
June 2, 2007 by
80′s stars, that you wouldn’t even look up on the Internet, sell out for celebreality and our summer lineup will never be the same.
1. HEY PAULA! ( Rated: eagerly anticipated but cut to shit)
Bravo – June 28th, 10:00PM
Paula Abdul puts her life on Bravo Network, but we hear from sources that work on the show, she makes them cut out all the good stuff and ends up with nothing.
2. THE TWO COREYS ( Rated : Tune in once for laughs)
A&E – July 29th, 10:00PM
The former troubled teens live together in a house, along with Corey Feldman’s wife a la “You, Me, And Dupre” .Corey Feldman was so boring to watch on The Surreal Life, we’re surprised someone gave him another chance, remember his wedding, BORES-VILLE!
3. SCOTT BAIO IS 45 …AND SINGLE (Rated : You’ll laugh because he’s so sad)
VH1 – July 15, 10:30 ET
First off, the title is as lame as the set up for the show. Second, He’s ugly
now which makes him sad, and third it’s a “made for TV journey of self discovery” a la Breaking Bonaduche without the drugs.
Quote Of The Day – Joan Collins
June 1, 2007 by
“The problem with beauty is that it’s like being born rich and getting poorer.”
- Joan Collins
