Unedited celebrity gossip and entertainment from a reality perspective
When we saw the footage of Paris coming out of prison we both were in awe of how spectacular she looked, and even got a little teary eyed, we have to admit.
But then Alex had a revelation.
“You know what’s different about Paris Hilton in that video and why she looks so good, it’s because she is genuinely happy at that moment. We always see her posing and acting happy for the cameras. She’s truly glowing and that’s something you rarely see with her.”
We are officially obsessed with Amy Winehouse, and apologize in advance for all the future postings in advance. She’s the best thing to happen to music in the last decade. No I’m not being dramatic.
Discover her best song you never knew about by downloading “Valarie”.
The Carolla Show’s favorite gay couple, Lynn and Alex drop by to dish the celebrity dirt with these hot chicks.
Us on Adam with the owners of One on Sunset.
Here’s our interview with Jen Aniston again for those who missed it. She gave out two interviews that day and we got her one on one!
Show link coming soon.
It’s weird to see straight guys at Sephora but it’s ever more weird to see Danny Masterson and Bijou Phillips (Hostel 2) looking very pissed off, at me, at Sephora.
Here’s how it went down:
(Alex goes running over to Danny Masterson (That 70′s Show…that’s it))
Alex: Oh my God, Danny, can I take my picture with you?
Danny: (Slowly turns to Alex and with a dead pan face says) What? (like he didn’t hear me)
Alex: I was wondering if I could take my picture with you.
Danny: (Pause/ Stare Down) Really?
Alex: You know what dude, never mind, but thanks for being so sweet.
Look DANNY, if you don’t want to be noticed try not going to Hollywood and Highland Mall on the weekends!
So instead we just took pictures of them checking out at the counter, they picked up some tweezers and small gifts for friends. Plus they are totally a couple and we were extremely jealous because they were SO HIGH!
Other bloggers just covered it, we actually went, and waited eagerly with 30+ people for her return. We knew she might go to her parents house but it was worth a try right, plus look at all the FREAKS we found!
Listen to crazy “Melrose Larry” talk about why he thinks Paris is so talented, you can even see Alex trying not to laugh.
Her house was littered with letters and presents from admirers for her return home.
At 1:30, the Mini Paris Hilton (Lisa B.) and press began to lose hope and packed up their stuff, but it was a hell of a good time.
You’d think Reichen would be happy considering we have given him more press for his jewelery line than anyone to date. You’re welcome Reichen!
All of us have had bad things written about us, but when you call Lynn and Alex fat that’s crossing the line…..yes, yes, yes, we get it, Reichen’s skinnier.
Our review consisted of five sentences (ok, maybe six) about Reichen’s jewelery. We did not say one thing about his personal life, just the jewelery.
He retaliated with 3 pages of hate mail, it’s a little redundant, so here are the best excerpts.
Hustling for cash? Are you kidding me? I’ll ALWAYS have more than you in every way including and beyond money, so don’t worry about that. You needn’t worry about my hustling. I know it sucks to lose the Amazing Race, but your insecurity about it here is obtuse. Let’s not talk MONEY, boys. You don’t know MONEY.
All in all, FUCK YOU from here on out…and I MEAN IT. I’ll let as many people as I know what screaming assholes you both are. BCC’ing every person I know well enough to warn in all aspects of charity, reality, and entertainment work in Hollywood (production, casting, etc) on this email, just so you’re aware. I’m going to spend a good hour making sure it goes out to everyone who needs to know what people like you do to people like me. Just spreading further what you put out there already. Nothing wrong with that, right boys? If it prevents you from doing one thing you care about…just one thing…I’ll be elated.
(We asked this at the end of our response)P.S. – Is there anything lower than calling a gay guy fat?
I DON’T KNOW, YOU DECIDE!!! I have so many other names for you now that “FAT FUCKING GAY GUYS” is the NICEST THING I COULD SAY ABOUT EITHER OF YOU! After being called “not something to lust after anymore” by the LIKES OF THE TWO OF YOU, you just threw yourself into the Boxing Ring of The Battle of Physical Attributes!! MAKES ME THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE GOT TO OFFER. Well let’s GO!
Reichen, can we still be red carpet friends? We promise we’ll diet so we can be skinny friends.
Call us!
Justin Timberlake revealed his true colours recently when he lashed out a t fans in Sweden, refusing to pose for photos, and even spitting on them, and not in that sexy spit way either!
Once the fans started booing him and calling him a “fuckface” Justin freaked out!”You’re calling me a fuckface? Go fuck yourself!”
It was also reported earlier the same day, a little girl asked him if she could take a picture of him, and he said: “You want me to juggle also?”
It’s official, he’s become too famous now, cry me a river.
If you don’t want to know how poor you are, please do not read on.
Madge is trying to buy an entire street in an up and coming neighborhood in central London, and is paying out her tight Yoga ass to get it. She just recently bought a 10-bedroom Georgian townhouse in London’s Marylebone that adjoins the eight-bedroom property the couple live in.
She really is the queen of everything with 6 house in England, an apartment in NYC and an 8 million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills, ALL STAFFED WITH HELP!
You can feel worse about your living situation by reading more here, we did and now we look around and this place is a DUMP!
