Sounds like white people aren’t the only ones pissed off at Lauryn Hill ( remember when she said she only makes music for black people), now her friend/Fugee member Wyclef John is saying she’s a psycho and he can’t work with her.
We’re sorry, but we saw this one coming a long time ago, she’s so close to God she’s fallen out of touch with the people around her.
Read this excerpt from Scratch Magazine on stands now:
What’s going on with the Fugees reunion, or lack there of?
WYCLEF: I’m officially Paul McCartney from the Beatles now. If the Fugees wanna come back, and Lauryn wanna come back…you can’t break the format. Don’t come back and be like, I wanna produce a beat. That’s like me saying I wanna sing an R&B vocal. When we was working on the album, I was like, [to Lauryn], You need to do this like this. [And] she says, How do you know what’s relevant? I haven’t heard anything from you in the past like three, four years?The minute she said that I was like, I gotta go back to working.
So what’s ultimately holding you guys back?
Lauryn is straight up the problem, bro. She wants to be a producer. Don’t come telling us how to chop up beats so you can get credit for it.
What makes you think she would take the credit?
We did a remix [with] Lauryn for John Legend, for the record How High. John Legend was saying our names. You know what she had [him] do? She was like, Take off Wyclef and Jerry’s names.Because she wanted people to think that she was the one doing the beat…I’m a producer and I’m a beatmaker with my cousin Jerry Wonder, and I’m a writer. She’s a writer, a vocalist, [and] a great [vocal] composer. And she’s great at picking out samples she got 20 billion samples but can’t chop ‘em up to save her life.
So she hasn’t made any of the beats she got credit for?
It’s real simple if you did the beats, where are the beats? Show us one beat that you did. If you bring Clef to the studio, put an MP, put an SP, put a bunch of stuff, bring a bunch of cameras [and] say, ‘Clef, do a beat in two minutes. The beat’s done! Bring Lauryn Hill in the studio with the same camera, say we give you three hours. Matter fact, fuck it, we’ll give you a month to do a beat. She can’t put it together!
For the fourth, yes we know FOURTH, season of Laguna Beach MTV is moving up the coast to become Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County.
Which is really confusing to this day’s MTV generation, because how can there be two, real, Orange Counties?
“It has been three years since the Stephen, Lauren and Kristin love triangle drew viewers to the real life drama of Laguna Beach,” said Tony DiSanto, Executive Vice President, Series Development & Programming for MTV. “Now we are moving up the coast to a new town with new faces and a new high school, but with the same drama of dealing with relationships, cliques, family and friends. The real OC is a beautiful backdrop to this universal story and this year we go back to the heart of the drama…that wistful last year of school.”
We love how he unabashedly puts forth his story points for the season.
We get the feeling we’ve seen this show before somewhere.
“Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County”; Premiering Wednesday, August 15Th At 10:30PM
FOX is totally re-branding and our insiders at the network gave us the scoop on their newest game show, “Temptation”.
NO not “Temptation Island” the trashy reality show where you cheat on each other. That was pre-American Idol,and Fox has a lot more class now…and money.
This is “Temptation” a remake of the hugely successful, 70’s and 80’s game show, “Sale of The Century”! Three contestants compete in a buzz in round on popular culture knowledge such as,”What’s Donald Trumps’s wife’s name?”
The person with the most money at the end of the round is offered an amazing deal for a small amount of money like; a new 42 inch flat screen TV, valued at two thousand dollars for just $11.
And whoever has the most cash at the end and can refuse the TEM-TA-TION, wins.
Finally, a game show you can play at home with your religious mother.
We are officially scarred for life, so if you don’t want to be hurt in the same way, please do not read on.
Yesterday, we were working at the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, when we overheard our source telling a group of people about Perez Hilton’s huge donger. When asked how he knew, our source stuttered and replied that a “friend” had hooked up with him and detailed it’s girth. EEWWWW A VISUAL!
Hmmmmm, right, a “friend”. Perez was on the show last year so we wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t a first hand account form our source.
“That’s funny it didn’t look that big on his Manhunt profile that’s all over online.”
“He’s a grower.”
We just threw up a little bit in our mouth, excuse us please.
Finally, a guest host we give a damn about. The show was feeling a little to TEA TIME WITH THE LADIES since Rosie left!
We could feel ourselves getting older Just WATCHING IT!
Posh has signed a two week week deal and was reportedly had picked by none other than Bar-ba-wa herself.
A source tells British newspaper The Daily Star, “Victoria is hardly a bimbo and she has the added appeal of having already rubbed a lot of American women up the wrong way, so sparks are guaranteed to fly.
“There’s no doubt she’s going to add a lot of pizzazz to the show.”
Stop looking at us like that Barb. After we refused to never watch your show again you bring on Posh, you sneaky little bitch. Fine, we’ll tune in, but we’ll just have a hate commentary running the whole time.