Oh shit! The rumors are flying! It has started to surface that Lindsay Lohan was caught taking drugs in rehab. Too fabulous. What the Hell? This bitch is hooked.

The child-star gone party girl was allegedly forced to undergo a drug test by staff at Utah’s Cirque Lodge facility, and the results came back positive.

Lindsay, 21, has now been warned if she does not stay clean she will be thrown out of the centre.

A source is quoted as saying:

“Lindsay got called into the director’s office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the programme she’d have to leave.”

According to reports it is not Lindsay’s first indiscretion since entering Cirque Lodge earlier this month.

We also heard that she is said to have been caught having sex in a toilet cubicle with a male patient… She can have sex, she isn’t a sex addict, right? Get your hump on Lindsay!

These photos were taken yesterday as Britney left her house. Good times girl, who needs panties? It has been way too hot here in Hollywood this last week to wear underwear…right y’all!

It happens.

This week we debate Dax Shepard. It’s pretty funny actually…considering Lynn hardly knows who this Dax guy is. You have to watch!

Fashion designer, Nicky Hilton had some fun Tuesday night with her jail-bird sister, Paris Hilton. They partied at Pure Nightclub in Vegas as they celebrated the debut of Nicky’s new fashion line, Chick by Nicky Hilton. Love it girls, get your party on! See you this weekend at the opening of LAX in Vegas. We heard that they actually received an appearance fee of around $50,000 – that’s for them promoting their own stuff…crazy!

Here is Lily Allen puffing on a magic stick at the Notting Hill Carnival on Aug. 27. Later at the carnival, Allen had a Guinness poured over her head and ended up passed out in front of the Cow Pub. You know beer makes a great hair conditioning treatment.

She is so wanting to be Winehouse. Girl, you got to get hard-core if you want to hang with the Winehouse gang. Good effort though, we love that you passed out in front of a bar named the Cow…very, very glamorous!

In an interview about to be released in Pop Magazine, Lindsay talks about how her first love was a married man. Wow, is that surprising? It was during the filming of Mean Girls when she dated this man. She was quoted saying:

“I’m kind of looking for a father figure, which is probably why a lot of the guys I date turned out to be sober.”

What the Hell does that mean? I love this girl.