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Daniel Ratcliff is wasting no time losing his Gryffindor robes and jumping into new roles, so not only is he a hottie but he’s actually talented too. And his new look as an Irish Guard, in the World War One Epic “My Boy Jack”, is sure to please those who love a man in uniform.

But we’re not going to lie….he does sort of…still look like Harry Potter in his 20′s.

The movie is a true story and looks at how Rudyard Kipling used his influence to get his 17-year-old son Jack (played by Radcliffe) a commission with the Irish Guards, despite his son’s poor eyesight. Jack went missing in action during the Battle of Loos and his mother and father carried out an ardent search for him, spanning many years and many miles of soul-destroying discovery.

Reach for that Oscar ‘Arry.

“Desperate Housewives” is so desperate to gain their gay audience back that Mark Cherry has finally convinced ABC to move in some “Desperate Housepartners”.

“We’re going to have the first male desperate housewives,” show creator and head writer Marc Cherry told the website. “They will move into the old Applewhite house, and one of the gay men will just have a fractious, hateful relationship with Teri Hatcher.”

Cherry said he’ll draw from his own life for inspiration. “Susan (Hatcher) wants to be so politically correct and show how open-minded she is [that] she puts her foot in her mouth instantly and it goes downhill from there,” Cherry said. “I’m basing it a little bit on my relationship with my neighbors.”

Helloooo, castinnnggg, we’re America’s favorite gay couple, and we’re really good at playing ourselvessss. Mark Cherry over here!

He’s ignoring us.

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With no Kate, and no future in sight, Pete is the UK version of the publically tragic Britney Spears. After claiming he’s clean for good and wearing an anti drug device, he was snapped making a crack pipe out of a bottle Monday night on the street.

“It’s true Pete has packed in heroin” a source told The Sun “But he’s finding it hard to kick everything else.

”He was on so much drugs he can’t give them all up at once.— it’s too much for him.

”The way his mind thinks is that he’s come off the really hard stuff and a bit of crack to help him through won’t do him any harm.”

Totally, when we gave up P.C.P. the crack really helped us get through it too, Pete.

If we would’ve known Paris was going to be at the “Rush Hour 3″ premiere, we would have covered it.

How are these two even friends…you don’t think they……naaaahhh!

Maybe.

Aaawwww Whoopi (waahh waaaaaaa)! Look we have nothing against Whoopi, she even pushes the envelope sometimes, but without Rosie that show is BORESVILLE, population 4: THEM!

We can hang out with our parents/our aunts and uncles and it’s like a real life “View” happening right before our very eyes.

“I’m looking forward to the hot topics. The thing I’m looking forward to the least is getting in between everyone talking at one time.”

Don’t count on it, the only thing they’ll be talking about is their fiber intake!