We’ve decided it’s cool to support Britney now, since Chris Crocker made it big, and now Tori Amos is hopping on the band wagon and so are we.

Our favorite Cornflake girl was performing in Melbourne, Australia when she slammed Lynne Spears, Britney’s mom-a-ger, for not being there. Tori pleaded to the audience saying that all Britney needed was a “mother to pick her up”. The singer than began an improvised number for Britney and here are the lyrics….

“Britney, they set you up/…This is what it looks like when a star falls/You’re a mother but you need a mother to pick you up/I’m a mother but I need a mother to pick me up.”-Starpulse.com

WOW. Hmmm. Well even though it doesn’t sound like a number one single, we get the message Tori and we are going to join your Britney Brigade!!

From here on out we will only support Britney, and Britney supporters like Chris Crocker and the likes, so no more cellulite, lip synching, or drug jokes, cuz she’s our bitch.

Unless she does something crazy like shave her head…..oh wait…damn.

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