Cris Angel is finally breaking his silence, and it’s not as magical as we thought. Somehow he got himself on Larry King and when he was asked about Britney’s VMA performance he made a really lame answer appear!

“Were you embarrassed for her?” Larry King, on his Tuesday night CNN show, asked Angel, who had helped Spears with her VMA number, “Gimme More” – for which she ended up roundly criticized.

“I understand what she goes through in her life – she lives under a microscope, and it’s unbelievable to see – it’s difficult to watch,” answered Angel, 39.

“I really feel for her, I want the best for her, I want her to feel complete, and if she’s happy with her performance I guess that’s what matters,” the Mindfreak mentalist said.

As for how his involvement with the troubled pop star came about, Angel explained, “I was asked by my manager, who was also managing her career for a short time, to help put something together.”

As far as rehearsals went, “Everybody loved what we came up with, but it required a tremendous amount of work and dedication that Britney decided to not want to put forth and do something that she felt would be better suited for her,” Angel said.

BORING!

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We are going to Teddy’s at the Roosevelt Hotel tonight for their amazing Annual Halloween Party. VIP only baby. We will post photos and what went down at the bash tomorrow when our hang-overs pass. We are headed to the party with Rebecca Cardon from Bravo’s Workout…one of our favorite party sisters.

Happy Halloween Bitches. Good Times.

Here’s Gabe in all his glory.

Eeewww! The internet never forgets!

Tell us what you don’t like about yourself, and the Dr.’s will call you shortly.

Ever dream of having McNamara and Troy call you for a personalized appointment at their new Los Angeles, location?

Now FX is making that dream a reality with personalized phone calls ( free of charge) to all Nip Tuck’s imperfect fans like us.

You can personalize the message to say whatever you want and add a bunch of your friends to the call list. It’s hilarious, and you can choose from bigger breasts, to bigger dicks, to a complete overhaul! Plus, you can say it’s from a co-worker or the cable guy!!

DO IT!

The more assistants she fires, the more we hear about the inside world of Britney, and it gets worse and worse. Kalie Machado, was Brit’s assistant during her tumultuous break up with Kevin and outlines everything in the new issue of Us Weekly. Hey Brit, we have an idea, hire a gay man who adores you, we’ll only gossip about you behind your back, we would never sell you out.

“She wanted so badly to have the father of her babies. When Britney thought about Kevin not wanting her, she would bawl,” Machado tells Us. “She would look at Sean and Jayden and say, ‘Where’s your daddy? I need help. Where’s your daddy?’”

She also kept framed photographs of she and K-Fed all over the house. “She would ask, ‘Why did he do this to me?’” Machado tells Us, adding: “It just made her crazy and depressed.”

Machado’s conclusion? “She needs mental help,” she says.

Brit’s album went to #1 on Itunes yesterday, which just goes to show us that you can lose your kids, be a freak on pills, suck at live performances, but if you’re a celebrity you can do whatever you want and only be punished by more people watching your every move.

Love Adrianne’s Clockwork Orange package!

You thought she was going to be a pot leaf didn’t you?

HOW DID THESE PICTURES LEAK?

She looks fucking amazing , like Princess Jasmine gone wild, and her butt is perfect.

Plus, her boobs are so huge it’s almost like there’s a magnetic force to them pulling us in.

HOT! HOT! HOT!

Uh oh, looks like the pumpkin on the left got the spins.