Our jaws were on the floor last night during Adam Carolla’s Halloween party at the Playboy Mansion, because we were surrounded by naked women and their pun tangs!!!

It was one of the smaller parties we’ve been to at the mansion, and the food sucked (Adam, come on, sausages and peppers? We’re gay and we didn’t want any!), but it was the wildest time we’ve ever had there. Our bitches at 97.1 really know how to throw a party.

In the middle of the night girls just started going crazy, and ripping off their clothes, jumping into the grotto. So of course, we filmed the whole thing, but we couldn’t help wondering what happened to all these slut’s pubes. Everyone was bare down there!!

Watch as this crazy white guy dressed as a Mormon in the video gets in with the girls, it was hilarious.

Later, we peeked inside the grotto and to our surprise there was a couple doing it next to two girls giving each other oral pleasures! We hung out because watching sex is always fun in person, but then tragedy struck. One guy got all horned up from the two girls show and decided he wanted in on the action. So he tried to join by introducing his tongue to one of the girl’s who-haws.

“What the FUCK!? Did I say you could eat my pussy?!”

Suddenly, all the sexual magic that had intoxicated everyone, including us, in the grotto was gone, and instead all eyes fell on the guy that had acted so boldly.

“Get Away from me you Fucking PERV!”

The white guy had just experienced every straight guy’s worse nightmare. He had been turned down by a hot chick in the grotto, and gathered his clothes so quickly and ran, you’d think there was a fire.

We decided it was time for us to go and we made our way back into the party, following the scorned straight guy out. We did see the “Did I say you could eat my pussy” girl later on that night complaining to security guards about the guy. She was still nude and wanted them to find him and kick them out, which we could only laugh at because he left an hour ago, still wet with shame.

All and all, it was a great party and we really got to bond with our Adam Carolla family outside of our morning radio segments. We feel like more a part of their family everyday, and we know how lucky we are.

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