What? Huh! No! There’s no way Eva Longoria taped herself with Tony Parker, and let it get out on the Internet. We just can’t believe this rumor is true, but it’s been running rampant like herpes in Hollywood, all over the gossip sites today.

Until we see the proof ( and every nerd from here to NYC is looking for it) we won’t believe it.

Not our little Longoria…NEVER!

Eva Longoria is reportedly the latest celebrity to have a sex tape circulating the Internet. Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby Tony Parker. If the tape is genuine, it is tipped to become the biggest sex tape unearthed since Paris Hilton’s One Night In Paris.

Note to self: Come out with sex tape, or sex tape rumor, and become even more famous.

Finally someone ISN’T kissing Paris’s ass and she can’t DEAL!

Right when Paris sits down (to lack luster applause) Letterman starts to grill the heiress on her jail time, and make joke upon joke about her prison stay. Paris becomes red and tries to move the questioning along to her new perfume,book, and film, but he keeps on going back to jail.

Here’s some questions he asks:

“Do you know what you did?”

“Did your friends treat you differently when you got out.”

“Did you make any friends”

“Someone in your position could be a rolemodel….”

You know what’s worse than jail Paris? THAT HAIR! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

On Friday we got the green light from E!’s P.R. for a sit down interview with the always tantalizing and sensationally gorgeous Kim Kardashian. We get to interview her and her two sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, about their new show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” and anything else we want to ask them. We’re really excited because we keep running into these girls on red carpets and you instantly want to be BFF because they’re hysterical and fun. We think we’re even going to invite them to Lynn’s B-Day party and put them on the spot, that way they can’t say no.

We still need some great questions, just in case her girl magic works on us and we freeze up! So, we’re turning to you, our readers.

What would you ask Kim Kardashian and her sisters?

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