Kim Kardashian – I Want My Stuff BACK!

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Kim doesn’t fuck around when it comes to stolen jewlery. Our girl is not only investigating her own recent theft at the JFK airport, she’s also filming it for season 2 of her reality show.

Kim Kardashian is filming her efforts to recover her camera, computer and other belongings worth $50,000 stolen at New York’s John F. Kennedy Airport for season two of her reality show.

“I am pissed. I want my stuff back,” Kardashian, 27, told Ryan Seacreast on his KIIS-FM radio show Friday.-People.com

You go KIM! Teach those TSA agents to never cross an Armenian ever again.

Spice Girls Tour – Backstage

Take a peek backstage with the Spice Moms!

Oops, we mean girls.

Fergie Was A Druggie Schizophrenic

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“I started taking ecstasy. From there, I got into harder drugs and a bad place. I had chemically induced paranoid schizophrenia. “At one point I was sure the FBI were coming for me. I said, ‘Okay, if you walk through that door and they’re not out there, it’s the drugs.’” But the 32-year-old eventually found an inner strength that helped her beat the habit: “A voice inside me said, ‘Listen, you can kick this.’ So I stopped.”

She’s Schizo-licious!

Paris And Avril Love Pink / Each Other

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Avril is such a two face. First she’s all punk and now she’s all pop.

Then she slams girls like Paris for being famous for nothing, and now she hangs out with them.The two were spotted out clubbing last night, but doesn’t Avril look like her ugly younger sister.

It’s Jessica and Ashley Simpson reincarnated!

Queen Latifah To Get Gay Married To Girlfriend

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Congrats to our girl Queen Latifah, for finally proposing to her longtime girlfriend of 4 years Jeanette. Get that U-haul ready, wrap her belongings in bubble wrap, and brace yourselves because The Queen is ready to come out of the closet too!

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The two women have been in a relationship for more than 4 years – and they’ve finally decided to make it official.

And there’s more. MediaTakeOut.com can confirm that the two are planning on PUBLICLY coming out to the world about their engagement. Word is that once Queen Latifah’s finished promoting her current movie, The Perfect Holiday an announcement will be made.

If Queen DOES announce this publicly, we’ll be even bigger fans than we are now.

Britney Wants You To Direct Her Video

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We told you on Tuesday, the premise for Brit’s new video, “Piece Of Me”, sucked and she realized that too! MTV and Britney Spears are holding a contest for fans to cut together a retrospective with old career footage and make a better video. WTF! This is exactly what we said SHOULD happen with the video! Are they reading LA Rag Mag.com?

On Monday, MTV will make footage available from its archives – interviews, red-carpet appearances and performances – for Spears fans to remix into a video of 3:34 or shorter.

Submissions are due Dec. 14. MTV, Jive Records and Spears will determine a winner, which will air on TRL on Dec. 20.

Let’s not forget when Madonna did this in the 80′s and suffered dire consequences. Here’s what happened to “True Blue” when she let some film student direct it.

SCARY!

Brit To Paps- Get Away Y’all

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Britney is sick of the media circus and just wants to go into her Four Season’s hideaway in peace. Britney pleaded and yelled at paps to leave her alone, and they respectfully backed off. Oh wait, no, they just kept snapping and snapping.

Could these pictures and that outfit be any more UNFLATTERING?

Kate Holmes New Hair Scores

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OH MY GAWD SHE’S STUNNING

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If only Tom would touch her, she’d feel really pretty.

I bet at every Christmas parties we attend this year, there’s going to be a bunch of Katie Holmes look-a-likes. Katie Holmes new haircut has shocked us to our core, and sent woman all over LA running to the salon gripping this picture in their hands and screaming.