Come Fly Away With Captain GAY!
There’s a junkie Korean spa in Koreatown called Century Spa that no one knows about so it’s cheap and fantastic. It’s also a place that’s been overrun by a slew of gay men cruising for dick in the steam room and clay room.
When we went to get Lynn a body scrub and massage the two Korean women behind the counter were unusually giddy.
“You will never believe who here!”
“Who?” We asked eyes raised.
“Mr. John Travolta!” They exclaimed, exploding into giggles.
Now, why in the name of Liberace, would John Travolta be miles from his home in Korea Town at a men’s spa. For their amazing service? The gorgeous showers with broken tiles?
Once we saw John we instantly ran to our locker to try and take a picture of him, but it didn’t work so we have no proof. But we are telling you straight up our experience, we saw him there, and he was checking out Alex’s Middle Eastern feast in the showers.
This was the wrong thing to do, and we realize that now. We should have flirted with him until he laid his hands on us and we could’ve said, “Dude, I liked you in Hairspray and all, but I’m not like that!”
That would’ve been more hilarious than him in a fat suit.
John, look, no one goes to a Korean Spa unless they WANT to get caught. Stories about you cruising in the steam room have surfaced before so it’s not a surprise.If you come out as gay, then that just makes you that much better of an actor. You fooled the American public for years, and usually you have to be the president to do that.
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Spicy says:
Damnit you bitches had me rolling on Corolla this morning!
I LOVE you!
I am going to post about the Travolta story on Celebrity Smack today. I’ll send some love your way.
XOXOXO
Spicy!
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Anon says:
I hate to tell you but everyone has known Travolta was gay since like 2000. He’s like fucking Jodie Foster gay. He’s gayer than Tom Cruise. GAYGAYGAYGAY.
Amanda says:
You guys are fantastic.
Jerry says:
God, still?
Do we Gays still want him anymore?
micamobile says:
Dont care if hes gay or not…i still love that butt chin!!!!
Mitch Martin says:
I called Travolta on your post the other day but I had no idea it was going to involve a Korean man spa.
You guys were great on Adam Carolla this morning.
jack says:
Known since 2000? I was in high school in 1990 adn it was Vancouver and the Gay Games were in town, and he was filming look whos talking,a nd he was hanging in the coffee shop of the hotel that was known as Le Meridien then adn me and my friend parked there with our family to go see a fireworks display. We went in to talk to him, because he was not really famous anymore back then. he was sitting there with this really gay light redhead guy. We quoted some saturday night fever lines to him and stuff.
He asked us to sit down (w were both 17 at the time) and then asked us if we were “athletes”. this was his code for guys who were in town for the gay games. We were naive and said, “we play football adn run track”. Then he asked us if we are in town for long, we said we live her, and some more questions like that.
He definitely wanted to fuck us.
We left and even our moms were like, “Did he try to hit on you?”
So I have known he is gay from that moment on.
Tom Cruise might not actually be gayer though, I’d say they are about the same.
Laura says:
Boys, you were there…
what the heck is that tube / hot dog in his mouth in the spa picture????????
Anonymous says:
Since nobody’s asked yet…how big IS Alex’s Middle Eastern feast???
Brian says:
Since 2000?!? They were talking about him being gay in 1978.
R. says:
This can’t be true! come on now. He was doing research for an upcoming movie and you guys mistook this for him being gay.
You should have aske to play with him. He then would have told you this is just reasearch for a movie.
Why did you guys not hang with him.?You guys are fun.
R/