“It was crazy. I don’t want to say too much. I’d rather wait for you to hear it. It’s awesome though. It makes the speakers bleed. It’s hot!”
- Pharrell speaking about his collaboration with Madge on her new album.
We’re giddy with excitement.
Pharrell Loves Madonna
November 30, 2007 by
Reese And Jake Join The Mile High Club
November 30, 2007 by
Jake just couldn’t keep it in his pants on a two hour flight from Rome to Frankfurt. after boarding the plane with an entourage of 8, Jake and Reese got their honorary membership card for the mile high club.
“Reese and Jake kissed and cuddled together under a blanket in her recliner seat in the back row,” the witness continued.
Three hours into the flight, Reese reportedly got up from her seat and walked forward to the toilet. Two minutes later Jake got up and allegedly walked into the same bathroom. “I started timing them – they were together in there for 11-minutes,” the witness told Star.
Jake came out of the bathroom first, and Reese reportedly followed him three-minutes later. “When they each walked by, it seemed like everyone in their entourage took pains to look away.
Could our source be wrong? Were they just brushing their teeth together, and popping each other’s pimples? Who wouldn’t deal with the constrictions of a airplane bathroom to get it on with Jake?
LA Rag Mag.com Exclusive – John Travolta’s GAY
November 29, 2007 by
Come Fly Away With Captain GAY!
There’s a junkie Korean spa in Koreatown called Century Spa that no one knows about so it’s cheap and fantastic. It’s also a place that’s been overrun by a slew of gay men cruising for dick in the steam room and clay room.
When we went to get Lynn a body scrub and massage the two Korean women behind the counter were unusually giddy.
“You will never believe who here!”
“Who?” We asked eyes raised.
“Mr. John Travolta!” They exclaimed, exploding into giggles.
Now, why in the name of Liberace, would John Travolta be miles from his home in Korea Town at a men’s spa. For their amazing service? The gorgeous showers with broken tiles?
Once we saw John we instantly ran to our locker to try and take a picture of him, but it didn’t work so we have no proof. But we are telling you straight up our experience, we saw him there, and he was checking out Alex’s Middle Eastern feast in the showers.
This was the wrong thing to do, and we realize that now. We should have flirted with him until he laid his hands on us and we could’ve said, “Dude, I liked you in Hairspray and all, but I’m not like that!”
That would’ve been more hilarious than him in a fat suit.
John, look, no one goes to a Korean Spa unless they WANT to get caught. Stories about you cruising in the steam room have surfaced before so it’s not a surprise.If you come out as gay, then that just makes you that much better of an actor. You fooled the American public for years, and usually you have to be the president to do that.
Jakey Is Playing Joe Namath
November 29, 2007 by
Ok, Jake, this is where you lose your gay following. How the hell are we suppose to know or care about Joe Namath?
Don’t get too excited about seeing the interception-prone Jets quarterback’s life on the big screen any time soon, though. According to Variety, a creative team is largely in place for the film, but nothing can move forward until after the writers strike ends.
If he’s not slappin’ ass and shirtless for half the film we are sooooo not going.
Amy Winehouse’s Three Day Bender
November 29, 2007 by
WHY AMY??!! WHHHHYYYYY?
Why do you have to stuff yourself full of drugs for three days, and then stuff yourself full of McDonald’s?
Just cuz your man’s locked doesn’t mean you can flush yourself down the toilet! It’s painful for us to watch you trash that voice of yours.
An insider tells the Daily Mirror about insomniac Amy’s three day bender: “There was constant noise and people coming and going at all hours. There was no let-up and she was awake all hours.”
Blake’s been writing her from jail to make her feel like they still have a connection, but it’s obvious she’s choosing drugs.
“Blake thinks that if Amy has a little thing to do for him each day that’ll propel her on, give her something to work towards and get her out of bed in the morning.”
Pregnant Women In Leather Scare Us
November 29, 2007 by
Christian Aguilera recently said to Marie Claire:
“Because I hadn’t said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that’s not the case at all. I just wasn’t commenting. I’m not being like, ‘Hey, everybody, I’m pregnant!’ I’m not that girl.”
Well, then why are you doing a nude pregnant cover shoot?
Mary Kate The 80′s Groupie
November 29, 2007 by
We know the 80′s are back and all little too Bon Jovi for her.
She’s going dooooown in a blaze of glooory!
Mary Kate was out in NYC’s meat packing district yesterday, so we guess she got that “kidney infection” taken care of.
Re Post – 3 Dr. Phil Observations And A “Theft”
November 29, 2007 by
1. My eye brow was twice as long on one side. Was the make up artist even looking at my face when he did my brows. You know a gay guy always checks his eyebrows!
2. The employees semed like a VERY well oiled machine. We have worked in production so we get it.
3. The Gift Bag Was More Like Propaganda…but we know all about self promotion, we give them props for that.
Dr. Phil was not what we expected, we were a bit frightened! He was nice, came off warm, and actually had a sense of humor. Well, he wasn’t as amused when Lynn said,” Alex does things for me and then holds it over …my head. No pun intended”. The audience loved it, but Phil seemed to give the producer a “that’s gotta go” look. Dr Phil is the male Oprah, we love Oprah, and yes…we love Dr Phil.
What we really cared about was saying the website address on national television, and Alex was given the opportunity to get it in and was all over it. You know we are all about a plug. You got to work bitches!
“Well back in April we started a gossip website called L-A Rag Mag.com.”
“Wait. it’s L-A- Rag Mag?” It was like the whole world had stopped. Alex couldn’t believe he, Dr. Phil, was saying our little ol’ web address and his southern drawl seemed to drag out each syllable in slow motion. Love it. Love him!
“Yes!Yes! L-A Rag Mag.com Or LA RAG MAG if you want to sound french.”
Kisses to Dr. Phil. Smooootches! We should be bi-weekly correspondants for the show, give us a call Dr. Phil. We will be your Nate Berkus’s! Surprise, we can decorate. shocker.
Unfortunately, the gift bag was lack luster, it contained a mug, a pen, a notepad and a stress ball, which all had the Dr. phil logo on it. WTF…this is no gift bag, trust us, Lynn knows what a gift bag is all about. Again, WTF?!? Where is the weekend get away? The teeth bleaching services, 300$ moisturizer, spa days, boooze….
They called us later that night because apparently Lynn had “forgotten” to give back the wardrobe’s black suit jacket. We were in a rush to get to another shoot people, we are busy. I don’t have time to worry about who gave me what.
We loooove a freebie!
