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We don’t condone this video! We’re only posting it so you never hae to buy it, and because we love all the noises Kim makes.
Kim’s sex tape/talk blows Paris’s out of the water.
Our pants feel funny, we should go call our parents and tell them the good news.
Excuse us.
WATCH THE KIM KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE – NSFW, OH MY GOD, IT’S SO NSFW
Photo Cred: US Weekly
Britney, Britney, Britney. Could she be any more of a whack job? First off, she spends all day yesterday with her kids ( so unlike her) and shows up 9 hours late to her video shoot. Now we’re hearing reports that she’s a shoplifter!
Britney went into the Hustler store on Hollywood Blvd and started to undress in the middle of the store because she couldn’t use the dressing rooms! We love her to death, but “Barely Legal” panties just don’t suit a mother of two.Then after being forced to pay, batty Brit, lifted a wig on her way out as a last “Fuck You” to the angry staff.
Spears’ tantrum only continued. “The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card,” the source tells Us. As payback, “on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!”
That wig’s not free, but Brit has enough crazy for everyone.
All the fags at the office (Drew, Ethan, Us) love this song and instantly start twirling and throwing glitter when it comes on.
Kylie’s that powerful.
It’s a gay day on Adam tomorrow.
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We’ve got good gay gossip on a closeted Hollywood actor, gift bags, and our American Music Awards coverage.
Jessica Biel must believe in “the secret‘ because she has been telling her close girlfriends that she and JT are talking marriage. Our source that’s close to Jessica says:
“the two are so in love that they are secretly planning on tying the knot. They are desperate for it to be hush, hush.”
Biel was reported saying:
” I want it (the relationship) to stay real. Once they (the press) get a hold of it, it won’t be ours.”
Somewhere Cameron Diaz is screaming as she hears this.
Madonna always gets what she wants, even if she wants her castle in London to be surrounded by blue sheep.
Madonna went a little crazy and dyed all her sheep different colors for a photoshoot and now animal rights groups are pissed!
Madonna has outraged animal rights groups by dyeing her pet sheep different colours for a photo shoot. The ‘Hung Up’ singer and her director husband Guy Ritchie have been branded “irresponsible” after colouring their sheep blue, pink, yellow and green for a Vogue spread at their English country estate, in Wiltshire. A spokesman for the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) said: “Why is it necessary and what are they trying to prove? It is an irresponsible publicity stunt.”
We colored our friend’s dog with blue Kool Aid once is that the same thing? Are we cool like Madonna? Can we hang out now? She said she got dirty looks too, Madge.
Photo cred: WENN
The premise for Brit’s new video is her and her friends (again) dancing around like they’re at a slumber party. It’s just like “Gimme More” but there’s paparazzi following her, and she tries to avoid them with terrible disguises.
Much as in life, although, she’s not holding a Starbucks Frappacinno while running over the paps with her dirty white Mercedes that smells of the mid-nineties….
Dr. Phil’s Hollywood Home
We go on to talk about the Amazing Race/ LA Rag Mag.com/ our issues as a couple… oh it get’s good. Dr. Phil was some good times.
Check it out, it airs today.
