Archive for December, 2007

Lindsay Hooks Up With 3 Italians In 3 Days

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If you’re coming off hard drugs and need a high like Lindsay, just use anonymous sex to fill that void in your heart.

Lindsay sure did, when she hooked up with three different guys in three days during a recent trip to Capri.

What a slut-a-souras! We know she’s living a “healthier” life now, but this sounds like the actions of someone on coke, if you get our drift.

The Mean Girls actress, 21, first met waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio shortly after arriving on the Italian island of Capri for a film festival.But she dumped her friend shortly afterwards to meet up with, and lock lips with, Di Nunzio.The pair enjoyed a meal together before getting cosy on a hotel sofa together.

But it seems Lohan has a short memory when it comes to romance – the following day she was being whisked away by another Italian hunk, older actor Eduardo Costa.

Li-Lo, dressed provocatively in a silver foil mini-dress, listened attentively to Costa’s jokes, but it was not long before she was snogging again. The older man looked like the cat who got the cream after his passionate embrace with the young star who recently reconciled with her father and is said to be leading a ‘healthy’ lifestyle.

Her love life is certainly buoyant, as the third of her trio of kisses was another local actor, Dario Faiella.

Wow she covered like every generation! Hey , Lindsay if you slut it up over there we still hear about it here.

Read more about Lindsay’s slutty ways


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Paris Sings And Dances On A Table Like A Hooker - The Video

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OMG! So this is why Pure Nightclub pays Pear Pear $250,000 just to show up at their club and get wasted. She makes a complete spectacle of herself.

WATCH PARIS DANCE

WATCH PARIS SING

WATCH PARIS PRANCE


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Britney

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So remember last week when Britney screwed that Paps guys. Well, big shocker he has turned around and sold his story to 20/20! God she really knows how to work that press. Dating a paps is way more interesting than dating a star, or a pizza boy.

Here’s a peak at his interview:

“I think, God’s honest truth, I think she’s a great person. I really do. She’s young. … She’s never made the best choices in friends, even her relationships. It’s unfortunate that she is the way she is because of the people she surrounds herself with. She’s easily influenced, and that’s where her bad choices come from.”

On the stealing the lighter incident he tells 20/20

“We’d been out driving for about six hours and I just stuck with her the whole time. She had paid for some cigarettes, went back in, picked up a lighter and said ‘I stole a lighter,’ and just walked out. And it was like — I couldn’t believe it.” “Ball park, that 40-second clip could run about $40,000, Not bad.”

Why does he hound her?-

“She’ll get in a car, you think she’s going to get coffee, she’ll drive to Vegas. Or … she’ll go to the airport, she’ll fly to Cabo for two days. So, she is lucrative in that sense.”

“I mean, if we’re not there, who’s going to pump her gas? Just yesterday she asked me to escort her home. Maybe the only friends she’s going to have that treat her with the respect that she deserves are going to be the photographers that work her 24 hours a day. It’s going to have to be us…I think we are her friends now. Until she tells us to go away.”-Hollywood Backwash

Wow, does she respect these guys or see them as her slaves? We love it!! We are totally “secreting” paps/slaves in our lives.


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Celebrity New Year Parties

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Are you a New Year loser? Not a media whore? Not looking for affirmation from outside sources? Well, you must not live in Hollywood.

Where are they all going that you’re not?

Just do what we do when the clock strikes 12, turn to your right and wish Paris a Happy New Year, and then turn to your left and hug Britney (watch you eye, those lollipops can poke an eye out) and say you hope this year will be better for her.

Paris and Nicky Hilton are hosting the annual bash at Luxor ($250)

For bargain $100 you can party the night away with Britney’s ex Kevin Federline at Tangerine.

Mariah Carey will be putting in an appearance at Neo ($250)

You can check out the state of Pamela Anderson’s rocky marriage to Rick Salomon at Caesar’s Palace ($250).

But the most exclusive bash in town will be hosted by Jay-Z to celebrate the launch of his $20m luxury sports bar 40/40 at the Palazzo. For a mere $700 you can party with the likes of Beyonce, Rhianna, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jamie Foxx.

By contrast, Londoners are getting a raw deal this year with reality TV alums Richard Blackwood and Ziggy Lichman holding parties at Wax and Paper respectively.

Here’s the best of the rest:

Los Angeles
Party For The Cause, Woodland Hills, California – Vanessa Williams
House Parties – Kate Walsh, Scarlett Johansson

Miami
Shore Club – Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Eve
Mansion – Kim Kardashian
Setai – Jennifer Hudson
The Raleigh Hotel – Mandy Moore, Chace Crawford, Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard, Elisha Cuthbert, Jeremy Piven, Samantha Ronson
Hotel Victor – Adrian Grenier

New York
Tenjune – Ryan Seacrest
Times Square – Lenny Kravitz, Alicia Keys, Miley Cyrus, Carrie Underwood, Joel Madden

Good Times!


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LAX Switches N.Y.E. Time Just For Paris And Nicky

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Not only are the hotel Heiresses getting up to $250,000 each to show up at Las Vegas’s LAX, but we just heard from our source they want to leave EARLY! Criss Angel, Pamela Anderson, Kevin Federline, Ashley Leggat and DJ AM are going to be there but everyone has to show up early for the girl’s arrival.

Can you believe that? We love that.

The red carpet for the event at LAX was moved back an hour from 9 to 8 just so they could acommidate Paris’s busy whoreing schedule the night of New Year’s. The bitch is going to drop by for an hour, wave, and leave to go get paid somewhere else. She is a God. Like those girls are going to show up on time anyways.


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Fergie

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AHH OUR EYES!

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Fergie’s engagement ring made it’s debut today and all the paps were blinded by it’s beauty.

Josh Duhmal to wake up to and that big rock!

We are so jealous.


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Christmas Memories - Uncle Scott

After we showered our Uncle Scott with Burberry, and Digital Frames, we gave him his “big gift” to open. The anal ring toss game! Something to top every gift that had come before it.

We had the best Christmas we’ve had in a long time up in Portland. We spent it with Alex’s Uncle Scott, Aunt Mandy, and our cousins Robert, Chelsea, and Charlie. You know that part of your family that totally gets you and you can be yourself around them no matter what. That’s who they are to us and why we love them so much.

One of the many Christmas memories we won’t forget, was waking up Lynn at 7:30AM with a mega phone. But once he realized I wasn’t Ty Pennington he went back to sleep.

You know how Lynn hates to get up in the morning! America’s Funniest Home Videos?


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Paris Parties With K Fed

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What’s the best way to make your nemesis in High School want to commit suicide? Wasn’t High School so much fun. Hollywood is very much like High School, petty and cliquey. That is why we do so well here.

Duh! Just cozy up with her ex at photo hot spot LAX. Paris hit Vegas alone, luckily K-Fed was there to mooch on her. Yucky, yucky. You know they smoked one of K-Fed’s famous blunts…we can tell you, they are magical! She is so not interested in this guy she just knows it’s going to piss Britney off. All part of a days work.

If she was feeling lonely, however, the ever-gallant K-Fed quickly rushed to her side to keep her company.

Onlookers said he reportedly became so excited when he caught a glimpse of the pouting property princess he repeatedly shouted her name and then cosied up close to give her a kiss on the cheek.

Wow Pear Pear, you’re her very best GF on her birthday, and then stab her in the back a week later. Not cool. You know x’s are off limits. No eye contact and no talking to them…. pictures, never!

Are we watching “Heathers?” Love that flick. Renting it for New Year’s Day!

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Sting Likes To Suck - Who doesn

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After seeing pictures of their sex room, watching Sting suck on wife Trudy’s toes is not surprising but it’s still hell’a funny!

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Suck it you dirty bitch, suck it. Call me a whore…do it, do it!


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One Line Reviews - I Am Legend

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Lynn- I loved it! Especially when they blew up the bridge! I liked 28 days later more though. Is there any popcorn left?

Alex- New title, “I Am the same scene over and over”.

Lars-
Well, there was that one scene where Will Smith did pull ups with his shirt off for a minute. That was the best part.

David- I was on the edge of my seat…. wanting a Martini and a smoke, do you have a lighter on you?

Thor- “I Am BORING”

So four no’s to Lynn’s one semi positive review. It’s a no go here at the Rag Mag.
“Hated It!”

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