Are you a New Year loser? Not a media whore? Not looking for affirmation from outside sources? Well, you must not live in Hollywood.

Where are they all going that you’re not?

Just do what we do when the clock strikes 12, turn to your right and wish Paris a Happy New Year, and then turn to your left and hug Britney (watch you eye, those lollipops can poke an eye out) and say you hope this year will be better for her.

Paris and Nicky Hilton are hosting the annual bash at Luxor ($250)

For bargain $100 you can party the night away with Britney’s ex Kevin Federline at Tangerine.

Mariah Carey will be putting in an appearance at Neo ($250)

You can check out the state of Pamela Anderson’s rocky marriage to Rick Salomon at Caesar’s Palace ($250).

But the most exclusive bash in town will be hosted by Jay-Z to celebrate the launch of his $20m luxury sports bar 40/40 at the Palazzo. For a mere $700 you can party with the likes of Beyonce, Rhianna, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jamie Foxx.

By contrast, Londoners are getting a raw deal this year with reality TV alums Richard Blackwood and Ziggy Lichman holding parties at Wax and Paper respectively.

Here’s the best of the rest:

Los Angeles
Party For The Cause, Woodland Hills, California - Vanessa Williams
House Parties - Kate Walsh, Scarlett Johansson

Miami
Shore Club - Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Eve
Mansion - Kim Kardashian
Setai - Jennifer Hudson
The Raleigh Hotel - Mandy Moore, Chace Crawford, Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard, Elisha Cuthbert, Jeremy Piven, Samantha Ronson
Hotel Victor - Adrian Grenier

New York
Tenjune - Ryan Seacrest
Times Square - Lenny Kravitz, Alicia Keys, Miley Cyrus, Carrie Underwood, Joel Madden

Good Times!

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