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After seeing pictures of their sex room, watching Sting suck on wife Trudy’s toes is not surprising but it’s still hell’a funny!
Suck it you dirty bitch, suck it. Call me a whore…do it, do it!
One Line Reviews – I Am Legend
December 31, 2007 by
Lynn- I loved it! Especially when they blew up the bridge! I liked 28 days later more though. Is there any popcorn left?
Alex- New title, “I Am the same scene over and over”.
Lars-
Well, there was that one scene where Will Smith did pull ups with his shirt off for a minute. That was the best part.
David- I was on the edge of my seat…. wanting a Martini and a smoke, do you have a lighter on you?
Thor- “I Am BORING”
So four no’s to Lynn’s one semi positive review. It’s a no go here at the Rag Mag.
“Hated It!”
Now Hear This – New Young Pony Club’s – Ice Cream
December 31, 2007 by
L-O-V-E, LOVE This song/video by the New Young Pony Club.
It makes us want to put on leg warmers and dance around in a Hypercolor t-shirt! Although, the candy prop does make us want to cheat on our diet.
Stop dancing with food, ahh, it’s what we WANT!
2 Girls 1 Cup Sequel – Coming Soon
December 31, 2007 by
If you’re a pervert and you want to know about the sequel to the ranchy internet sensation “2 Girls 1 Cup” here it is.
Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, if 24 days it will
“1 Girl 1 Pitcher” is coming soon. What the hell could possibly be in the pitcher?
If you don’t kow what we’re talking about don’t bother, our boss at work is sure to email it to you soon. He already sent it around the whole office.
RAG-TASTIC Holiday Links – L.A. Rag Back On The 31st
December 27, 2007 by
We’re in Portland, Oregon with family and honestly are enjoying the wet weather and the fact that no one knows the names of Brad and Angelina’s kids.
Seriously, they’re all clueless up here. Although we had to hop on and laugh at Mischa’s misfortune and the whole DUI thing. Poor girl was probably drinking on an empty stomach so she wouldn’t look bloated in here Bebe sequined dress and then got popped with a DUI. SUCKSIES!
Here’s some links to keep you busy until we get back in action on MONDAY DECEMBER 31st. We’ve got some hilarious videos from Christmas we just have to show you guys, but Alex forgot the cord for the camera.
Mischa Barton’s Release From Jail
Lindsay’s Ex Is Selling Sexy Pictures Of Her
Paris Hilton Won’t Get Grandpa’s Fortune
Mischa Barton Arrested for DUI In Our Backyard And We’re In Portland. DAMN IT!
Obama Is A Basketball Baller – The Video
David Beckham Honored By Men Drooling Over Him
December 27, 2007 by
“I’m very honored to have the tag of gay icon. Maybe it’s things like (the fact) I like to look after myself, I like to look smart and presentable most of the time. I was given the option when I was a page boy once of either wearing a suit or wearing knickerbockers and long socks and ballet shoes – and I chose the ballet shoes and knickerbockers. It was a little bit strange at the time and my dad gave me a bit of stick – but I was happy.”
Own it girl. OWN. IT!
We love you long time.
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Our Never Go Out Christmas Tree Burnt Out – Thanks A Lot MARTHA
December 24, 2007 by
Listen up MARTHA STEWART you fibbing little know it all, because we’ve got something to say about your “Never Go Out Christmas Tree.”
We’ve only had it for 1 Christmas before we started noticing this year that the light strands went out, one, by one, by one. All that’s left now are lights on the bottom, and if our house wasn’t so gorgeously decorated more people would notice.
So watch out you sassy customer service reps at the K Mart because we’re going to drag that piece of shit back! Lynn can return anything, he once returned a pair of shoes to Barney’s that he had for three years, and no that’s not cheap, it’s BRILLIANT!
This burnt out tree almost ruined our Christmas party. Thank god it went out after, how embarrassing.
Adam Carolla Shake Up
December 22, 2007 by
The morning show’s new banner on their website.
Whoa, Shake up at the station!!!
Yes, loyal listeners and fans, our source at the station told us yesterday that come the New Year, Danny Bonaduce will no longer be on The Adam Carolla Morning Show.
At first we were sad, until we learned that Danny will now have his own show on the station from 2-3 PM (or 4)!
So I guess this means in the new year they’ll be coming to us and offering us a five year contract to fill in Danny’s spot. Hooray!!
We will be on Adam Carolla January 3rd at 8:40 AM, so you know we’ll ask him about it then.
