One Line Reviews With L & A – Sweeney Todd

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Lynn said:

I hated it, it as too bloody, and they did that whole talk-singing thing, that I can’t stand.

Alex said:

Although a lot of the humor of Sondheim is overshadowed by the blood, Tim Burton has made a gore-rific musical, that grabs you by the throat, and dares you to look away.

Now Hear This – Matthew Dear – Don & Sharri

We’ve loved Matthew Dear since his hit with “Dog Days”, and on his new album the “King Of Electronica”‘s not fucking around!

It’s totally get-ready-runway music. We want to go put on some under eye cream!

LISTEN!

Paris Hilton’s New Movie

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WATCH THE TRAILER HERE

There’s already an Oscar buzz surrounding her performance as the “hottie”!

Mischa Barton Sunbathing Topless

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Is she going to…….

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OMG! No way!? DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

See if Mischa Barton took it off here.

Sacha Baron Cohen Says No More Borat

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SHUT UP! WE CAN’T LISTEN!! Does this mean no more of Bruno, the gay Austrian?

Say goodbye to the laughter, tears, and sequel opportunities because it’s over kids. And speaking of kids, this is probably all due to him wanting to be a better father now, and not grabbing men’s crotches for a laugh (pictured above).

“When I was being Ali G and Borat I was in character sometimes 14 hours a day, and I came to love them. So admitting I am never going to play them again is quite a sad thing. It’s like saying goodbye to a loved one.

“It is hard, and the problem with success, although it’s fantastic, is that every new person who sees the ‘Borat…’ movie is one less person I ‘get’ with Borat again. So it’s kind of self-defeating form really.

“It’s upsetting, but the success has been great and better than anything I could have dreamed of.”-Daily Telegraph newspaper

Here lies Bruno, Borat, and Ali G. All good men…… gone before their time. Especially our girl Bruno.

Can’t believe it? Read more sadness…

What Does Kiefer Sutherland Do In Jail?

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Hhmm, well besides keeping “Big Daddy” off of him in the showers twice a day, he serves slop and does the laundry…for homeless people.

Jail spokesman Sergeant Tom Lorenz says, “We pick up street people, who then sleep on bunks in our jail. Kiefer Sutherland has to wash their bedding.

“He needs to wear rubber gloves for the job, it’s not a pretty sight. Because it’s such a messy job, Sutherland is allowed to shower twice a day.

“Then he prepares and serves meals to the prisoners.”

Sutherland was handed the sentence for drink-driving and violating probation in September (07). He is due for release in January (08).-National Enquirer

The bomb has life has completely gone off, and exploded in his face. Let’s hope he wakes up, because he’s been a drinker since the 90′s.

Lauren Conrad’s Christmas Wish List

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Whatever she wants we want it too so we can be just like her, smell like her, and look like her.

- Ralph by Ralph Lauren

- marc On The Edge Hook Up Liquid Eyeliner

- marc Glow Baby Glow Lip Gloss in Pink Crush

- marc Shine Tubes Hook Up Lip Gloss

- LC Tote for Linea Pelle

- “Alba” Miss Sixty Boots

- “Ester” Miss Sixty Boots

- “Ellie” Miss Sixty Boots

Check out LC’s Flipbook HERE

Can you imagine how much free stuff these companies have sent her in return for the press mention! Work girl, get your free shit. Yeah, Christmas is a time for getting and getting…

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Jaime Lynn To Host A Nickelodeon Special

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Photo Credit: E Online

ABOUT PREGNANCY!!??

There’s no way this can be true. The kids watching Nickelodeon shouldn’t be getting prego or watching a special on it. They don’t show Degrassi on Nick!

Nickelodeon is considering airing a special about sex and love after its Zoey 101 star Jamie Lynn Spears announced she was pregnant at age 16 this past week.

Veteran newswoman Linda Ellerbee, who has done shows before on the network, would host, the Associated Press reports. “I think it’s important that something be done,” she said.

We are so setting the TiVo…

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