Here’s to a healthy and prosperous 2009 overflowing with bubbly vintage Dom.
Happy New Year 2009″
December 31, 2008 by
Salma Hayek On 30 Rock
December 31, 2008 by
Salma’s playing a naughty nurse that swoons Jack Donaghy starting January 8th.
Like we need a reason to watch our favorite sitcom, but the guest appearances do add star spice.
Pics Of Bristol’s Baby Could Fetch $300,000
December 31, 2008 by
We want to see photographic evidence of the second coming of Jesus, or in other words Sarah Palin’s new grandson, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. Bristol Palin’s new baby’s bidding started at $100,000 but quickly soared after the father, 18 year oldLevi Johnston’s, mother’s OxyCotin related arrested hit the news. Cue the banjo music.
The real question is will the Palin’s keep the money or give it to charity like Brad and Angelina? Devils or Do Gooders?
One Line Reviews – Doubt
December 31, 2008 by
Alex: Watch the preview it’s fantastic!
Lynn: I doubt you’ll love it.
Momdy: Wouldn’t recommend it to all people.
Scad: Wait for it on video.
Charles Barkley’s DUI Excuse – Priceless
December 31, 2008 by
Tell us it wasn’t a prostitute Charlie!
“You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job,” answered Barkley, who is pictured in the below mug shot. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass” if it would get him out of the DUI charge. -SOURCE
WTH Happened to Joaquin Phoenix
December 31, 2008 by
Wowsies! Joaquin Phoenix looks a mess. Yes, he has just announced his retirement from acting but that’s no excuse to let yourself go like this. What happened to him looking great in Gladiator and Walk The Line?
The 34-year-old fading star looked like a bloated drunk when he was spotted partying in Miami Beach, Florida on Monday night at Liv club.
Here he is at Liv nightclub with brother-in-law Casey Affleck and hip-hop mogul Sean ‘P Diddy’ Combs. Even Diddy thinks Joaquin looks like a whack job!
This poor guy has been through rehab already a few years back.
The source told Mail Online:
‘For people who know Joaquin, it’s been an incredibly traumatic year, filled with chaos.
‘Everyone wants to help but nobody’s been able to break through. His bizarre behaviour has everyone worried. It’s just getting scary.
Worries are mounting for his health, sanity and well-being after a particularly troubled 2008.’
Maybe he got a new part as an over-weight woodsman mad at the World?
Jennifer Lopez Tries To Fake Happiness In Puerto Rico
December 31, 2008 by
We’re vacationing, not getting a divorce look at us! Would you vacation in Puerto Rico with someone you hate?!!
All the rose petals in the world have been shipped to San Juan to make Jen’s vacation bed squeak. Jennifer Lopez is trying to save her marriage by dashing off with Skeletor to a Puerto Rico love nest. Eyewitnesses say they look happy but that “eyewitness” is probably Jennifer’s mega team of PR agents.
“Jennifer and Marc looked very happy, so it is hard for me to believe the rumors that their marriage is in trouble. They were laughing and seemed to be having a great time.”-SOURCE
We’ve said it before so we’ll say it again, Jen always puts her love life on a pedestal so high we always know it will come crashing down around her. Stop striving for perfection Jennifer, no couple’s that perfect.
Other sources say Jennifer & Marc are going to announce their divorce after Marc’s show at Madison Square Garden on Valentines Day. Which will just make all of this more awkward and fantastic.
Images: Gossip Girls
New Year’s Eve Rag-Tastic Links
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