Jake Bonds With Reese’s Kids

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If we were Ryan Phillippe and we saw this picture of our kid riding on daddy Jake’s shoulder’s we’d be pissed.

But we’re not so it’s adorable!

And saddening, since this is proof that those gay rumors are probably not true.

TEAR DROP!

New York and Tailor Made Get Trashy

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Aren’ they just the most adorable couple ever. So sweet.

New York hates on the paps? Girl, you got like two weks left of fame… you should be loving them.

Kim Kardashian NOT Engaged – Khloe Told Us

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How could anyone not love Kim? This New Year’s picture is hilarious, and Khloe in the background rolling her eyes is even better!

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The rumor that OK Magazine is spreading around like herpes is that Kim got engaged to football star Reggie Bush, and it’s SUCH A LIE!. Look OK, you can’t just say someone’s engaged with no proof to back it up. What happened to journalism? OK Magazine said their reps were not available for comment so we texted our girl Khloe confirmed to get to the bottom of it.


Hey babe, it’s Lynn and Alex. Is Kim really engaged? We hope so he’s hot, and the pic of you on New Year’s is hilarious.

NO. They are not engaged doll. Some stupid rumor.What pic?

there’s 1 of her bending over and u lookign at her rolling your eyes. love ur dress.

Oh. hahahahah I have to see it!

We love Khloe because she’s a texter, and we’re texters. So you can always get the 411 instantly. Also, she loves free stuff and we love free stuff.

Winehouse To Renew Wedding Vows

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The couple that smokes together, stays together!

You know when you get really high with your buddies and decide to do things like, sign up to take a pottery class, volunteer for big brother/big sister program, start digging a hole for your new pool in the back yard. Oh, good times!

Well, looks as though Winehouse has had one of those nights, again. Amy Winehouse has reportedly decided that she wanted to renew her wedding vows with husband Blake Fielder-Civil after she returns from her Caribbean holiday later this week. Please, everyone knows you go the the Caribbean to get wasted. It was totally a drug binge.

Hello, Pirates of The Caribbean! Yo ho, yo ho, Amy does to much blow!

With Blake in Pentonville prison on remand, Amy flew to Mustique at the weekend for New Year. is it a good sign when your man is up in the slammer. Good party story, we guess.

A source close to the singer told the Mirror that time away has helped Amy to start re-evaluating her life:

Amy Winehouse has reportedly decided that she wanted to renew her wedding vows with husband Blake Fielder-Civil after she returns from her Caribbean holiday later this week. “Being away from it all has done Amy the world of good. She really needed a change of scenery.”

A second source told the Daily Star that the break has made her more adamant than ever about her love for Blake:

“When Blake was first arrested, they both declared their undying love for each other and promised each other it’d be good to renew their vows.”

“And the time feels right to do that now. They are missing each other terribly. Amy wants them to repeat the same vows they took when they originally tied the knot in a £60 ceremony in Miami last May.”

The source added that Amy has also written a new song for Blake, titled ‘For You’, that she would like to perform at the service. How sweet. Maybe she will pull a vile of Coke out of her beehive and take a little sniff. That is so romantic… and the coolest thing we have ever seen at a concert.

We wonder what it would be like to have a dinner party at their place? Drugs before entree or after. We never know the correct protocol.

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Isn’t love beautiful? Clearly these two should get married. We mean, he is in jail, she’s an addict… what could possibly go wrong?

Fergie’s New Year’s Resolution

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“just to be less Fergalicious”

She says, “It’s kind of old now. People have said it; they’ve gone into Burgerlicious, and all these things. It’s so over, so last year. New Year, new word. I’ve got to figure the new word out. But it will come, it will come.”

There’s also poop-alicious, boob-alicious, fag-alicious, she’s forgetting all the good ones!

It’s A Girl For Jaime Lynn Spears

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Jaime Lynn and Sean Preston
Photo Credit: Popcrunch

It’s a little baby girl for our little baby girl Jaime Lynn Spears and she’s due March 7th.

If this that last sentence sounded weird to you, you’re not alone. The mother of all stage moms, Lynne Spears, didn’t want her to have the baby. Lynne took Jaime home to Kentwood, away from Nickelodeon’s eyes, last summer to figure things out.

OMG, this is such a sordid story because does Casey want the baby or just K Fed money, and you’ve got the controlling mother, a superstar sister who sucks at parenting let’s get real, and then scared little Jaime. Plus, let’s not forget the rumors that Casey’s not the father and one of the producers from the show is really the daddy!!!

The writer’s on strike should be taking notes because this stuff is GOLD!

“Jamie Lynn learned she was pregnant in late July, but her mother Lynne didn’t want anyone to know,” the source told The Enquirer…

“To keep is quiet, Lynne whisked Jamie Lynn from California back to her home in Kentwood, LA, as soon as she finished filming… Zoey 101 in August.

“The Lynne demanded that Jamie Lynn not keep that baby. At first, Jamie Lynn agreed, but then Casey talked her into keeping the baby.

Determined to have her way, Jamie Lynn threatened to run away, marry Casey, who’s 18, and go live with her big sister Britney, said another insider.

Lynne, 55, dropped her demand, but she’s suspicious of Casey’s motives, sources say.

“Lynnes doesn’t believe Casey loves Jaime Lynn, even though he wants to marry her. She thinks he got Jamie Lynn pregnant on purpose for money and the fame of being the father of her baby,” said the source.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, January 7, 2008]

It’s a Maury trailer trash saga that’s been imported from Kentwood, LA just for US!

Madonna’s Extravagant New Year’s Vacation

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Christmas might have been a little mellow for the Madonna family, (just three presents each) but Madonna is said to have spent £100,000 on a New Year’s vacation for her family.

According to the Sun, the singer hired a private jet to fly husband Guy Ritchie and their three children, Lourdes, Rocco and David to India on Monday, New Year’s Eve.

The family are said to be staying in a £2000-a-night suite at the Ummed Bhavan Palace hotel in Jaipur. Alex and I have been their….wish we would have stayed at that hotel. Ours had a ladle and a bucket… no toilet paper.

An inside source revealed:

“Madonna organised the trip after hearing that her adoption of David has been approved. She has told staff that money is no object during the stay and the hotel will cater for their every whim.”

It is also rumored that Madonna and Guy are thought to be planning to adopt another child this year: either from David’s native Malawi or from Cambodia.

Jessica Simpson Goes Country

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Since all other forms of entertainment have failed (we do love the shoes and bags) Jessica has decided to go country. Well, hee haw, ya’ll!

Jessica Simpson is recording a country album, says Billboard, which, she explains, is appropriate as she is “a country girl.”