The girls at The View are having Mimosa’s this morning to celebrate her downfall. You know it’s true!

Star got her own show to share what was on her mind but NOBODY CARES WHAT SHE THINKS! TruTV just cancelled her show and soon she’ll be a question on a Trivial Pursuit board game card.

“Due to the rebranding and programming refocus of the network, TruTV and Star Jones Reynolds have mutually agreed to cease production of The Star Jones Show,” the network said. “Star will continue as a contributing legal expert on our weekday IN SESSION trial coverage. We appreciate the work she has contributed over the last few months and look forward to the next phase of our relationship.”

Our friend was just talking about her show last night, and said we should watch it, but we’re sure the DVD collection will come as a promo with our Dominos pizza next month.

Michelle was trying to move past Heath and find happiness with film director, Phil Morrison, (who is no Heath in the looks department) all the while still trying to keep the seriousness of the relationship in the dark.

“[They] are being cautious because they know Michelle is just coming off a serious relationship,” claims a source. “It’s hard to take things slow when you’re having so much fun.”-SOURCE

Well, now the relationship’s screwed!

The two were even going to move to Oregon together to get away from the spotlight, but Michelle’s going to have to deal with the press for a good year now. Even Britney in a psych ward can’t distract us from Heath drama.

“Being pregnant, I’ll have bigger boobs. That’s one of the many good things I can think of that will come of it,”-SOURCE

You’ll also stretch that porcelain skin and lactate through your shirts, but you’re right Nicky, let’s focus on the positive.