Jackie Warner’s Peek-A-Boobs

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Photo Credit: Celebrity Mound

Jackie Warner hosted a Tan For a Cause Celebration this weekend, but wanted to make sure she made all the blogs so she showed the whole world her boobs. It worked, we have no idea what the party was for but LOVE the photos!

Rebecca Cardon, looking amazing, was surprised when her face came head on with Jackie’s nipples on the red carpet. It was as if Jackie’s nipple was trying to steal her shot….

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…but nothing stops Rebecca from looking fabulous on film… and that’s why we heart her so much. Kisses, Rebecca!

GASP – Madonna Wants To Remake Casablanca

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(Whistle) Hey man like your guns….oh wait that’s Madonna.

Now we know for a fact there are just too many yes people around Madge, if this is true!

“She and her representatives have been touting around a project which is a remake of Casablanca. The reception has been lukewarm to say the least. No one can understand why she wants to redo what many people consider the greatest film of all time.”-Daily Mail

“Madonna is talking about taking the Ingrid Bergman role for herself, even though Bergman was in her 20s when she played Ilsa and Madonna is nearly 50.

“She wants to update the story and maybe set it in a modern war zone such as Iraq. There is no script yet.

She’s in it!?! Based in Iraq?! Someone please step in!

Think of the original, won’t someone think about the original!?

Adam Carolla & Julianne Hough Interview Each Other

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Our favorite part:

“How did you feel when you found out I was you partner?”

“I was like…who’s Adam Carolla?”

Tonight we get to go to see these two in action, when we actually go to the taping of Dancing With The Stars! Gooooooo Adam!

Heath Ledger Had A Love Child?

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Which means that his estate may need be split three ways between his family and his baby girls.

Heath allegedly had an affair with a 25 year old woman when he was 17 and still attending school at Guildford Grammar. According to the Daily Mail, even Heath’s family is backing up this woman’s story.

Ledger’s uncle, Hadyn Ledger, in Heath’s home town of Perth, Western Australia, told Sydney’s Daily Telegraph newspaper exclusively: “There is a very real possibility that Heath was the father.
Another family source told the newspaper: “She had the baby. Everyone lived under the assumption that she was the daughter of the mother’s boyfriend and that is how she has been brought up.”

Why didn’t this woman ever try and contact him before when he was alive and making millions? Hmmmm…

Who We Loved At The Kids Choice Awards

Shia Labeouf says in this video he was excited to meet us and he loves Lynn and Alex.
We can die happy now.

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We caught Miley Cyrus fever when she used her pop star magic on us! Quick! We need a Tigerbeat Magazine to fan ourselves with.

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Amy Poehler invited us to come on Saturday Night Live…..we gasped…and then she said:

You can sit in the audience!

Awwwww Amy!

Madonna & Lourdes Want To Save Britney

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Madonna wants the paparazzi to back off Britney and let her heal in peace! And if you don’t daughter Lourdes and Madge have a plan!

“They need to step off, for real … let’s go save her.”

And she said her daughter, Lourdes, 11, feels the same way.

“She knows Britney, (but) she doesn’t really watch TV or read gossip stuff,” the pop star said in the interview. “I think she sort of gets the drift of what’s going on, and I think she feels very protective of Britney.”-Daily Stab

I’m sure Britney would welcome an invitation from Madonna. She’s denied everyone else, but she can’t deny her idol Madonna, right?

Call her BRITNEY. Not Mel….MADONNA!

DID BRAD PITT & ANGELINA GET MARRIED!

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UPDATE: People.com & Us Weekly are reporting it’s a lie. None of our sources in New Orleans know of it.

The family spent a weekend in New Orleans two weeks ago – as Pitt broke ground on his Make It Right project to help rebuild the city’s Lower Ninth Ward – but they have recently been in the Austin, Texas, area while Pitt films Tree of Life with Sean Penn.

OMG! Who should we believe? Brad and Angie aren’t picking up either!

Well if they did, congrats, and if they didn’t than congrats on making everyone call the one friend they have living in New Orleans for the story.

We have heard that both parties have signed a 200 million dollar pre-nup.

An insider last month revealed: “They have both been through divorces and are wise enough not to marry without a pre-nup in place.

“They know the score.

“They know that, if God forbid, things don’t work out, they can make a clean break and go their separate ways with their separate assets.

“There are no joint bank accounts and there never will be.

“They keep their money separate and will continue to do so after they’re married.

“It’s a relief to Angie because she doesn’t have to oversee Brad’s spending. He has expensive tastes and spends huge amounts on motorcycles, art and property.”

Britney’s A No Show And We’re Pissed

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Lynn: We were going to give your our new cell number, cuz we changed it, but not now. NOT EVER.

Alex: We spoke with bigger celebs anyways!!

Lynn: YEAH!

Alex: Who?

Lynn: Oh just MILEY CYRUS! YEAH we’re BFF! Remember her!? The girl that’s stealing all your thunder and paparazzi? Well, you had your chance to steal hers and you didn’t show up!

Alex: How could you do this to us? We waited for 4 hours on an orange carpet for YOU! We are so mad right now Brit Brit, so don’t try calling or texting us.

Lynn: So mad!

(pause)

Alex: She better call.