Simon Cowell Loves Botox & Viagra

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In the upcoming April issue of the U.K.’s Glamour magazine, the bitchiest American Idol judge admits to getting regular Botox injections and wearing lifts to make him appear taller.

“To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste,” the 48-year-old said. “It works, you do it once a year – who cares?”

As for his shoes, he admitted to wearing platform heels that are

“an inch high, maybe.”

He won’t endorse Viagra, either. He told the magazine he turned down big money – about $2 million! – to be the face of the erectile dysfunction drug. It was, he said,

“a f—ing insult!”

Angelina For St. John

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Photo Credit: St. John’s

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Old Hollywood glamour met up with Angelina before this fashion spread shoot for St. John and we must say she looks breathtaking.

Remember the days when she wore blood around her neck, and made out with her brother?

Those were the days.

Now Watch This – Estelle Feat. Kanye West – American Boy

We know we already posted this song in our Now Hear This section, but our fav agent loved it so much we wanted to show him the video.

Plus, this song’s so hot it’s worth a re-post. Love it before your friends.

Amy Winehouse has Druggy Face

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Damn girl, we can’t lie to you, that is nasty. The addict-tastic Amy Winehouse has had some funky looking bruising and swelling on her face as of late. It looks so druggy. Uncute.

News of the World found what is wrong with her:

“Amy has been diagnosed with impetigo which she’s been told can be highly contagious. Because of that she’s been put on antibiotics and may have to stay home alone for the next few days.”

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It rubs lotion on itself.

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Heidi Montag’s Fake Duet With Britney

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O-M-G!

Ryan Seacrest shocked the world of pop today when he announced and played a DUET with Britney and Heidi Montag! Heidi Montag got her grimy little hands on a Britney demo and made it into a hideous duet!

It’s everything you think it will be…terrible, breathy, and humiliating. The song is called “Dramatic” as in a “dramatic attempt at a duet with an artist who never agreed”.

LISTEN TO IT HERE

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Photo Credit: Xposure

Meanwhile, Britney and Adnan are over, because he’s been double dipping with another girl. Please God, give Britney a break. According to The Sun:

A source said, “There were about a dozen from one girl, all sent on one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references — certainly not the sort you’d send to just a friend. Britney lost it and started yelling. She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, ‘What’s this about? You’re cheating on me’. Adnan said the girl was just a friend, but Britney got more and more angry. Then she told him, ‘That’s it. It’s over’. Just before she told Adnan to go, she took the phone and threw it in the pool right in front of him. He didn’t even bother trying to get it out of the water.” iPhone in the pool?! Wait, that shit isn’t waterproof? It fucking should be. Apple needs to get on that. It should float and turn into a little raft.

Adnan knows the best way to keep a woman interested, is to leave her for another.

Ellen Page Is A Lesbian, Surprised?

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Rumors have been swirling about Ellen Page and her lesbian power publicist ever since the Oscars!

Is anyone really shocked that tomboy Ellen Page is a lesbian? We always thought there was something a little too familiar about her. We think we met her on the Rosie cruise, or in the parade as a dyke on a bike.

Regardless, Ellen Page represents a new frontier for lesbian actresses that can play straight even though they’re out (sort of). Gone are the days of Jodie Foster’s, and we welcome her to the club with opens arms and sparklers.

Still don’t believe it? Watch this clip from her SNL episode, where she basically comes out of the closet.

We see an Advocate cover in her future very soon.

Is Britney Showing?

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Photo credit: X 17 Online

Or did she just binge eat Taco Bell?

Only time will tell, but that looks like a baby bump to us. It’s being reported that her father, Jaime, still lets Britney see Adnan, even though she’s under family lock down. Britney set the LA gossip scene on fire this weekend when she called two doctor’s to her house, leaving after a 2 hour visit.

So is she pregnant with Adnan’s baby or what???!!

Paris Picks Up A Spiritual Advisor

At 3:42 into the video, after Paris has taken his lesson and given away a necklace to some stranger, she has a spiritual epiphany:

The greatest gift is to give.

Paris does give her clothes away. She said in her book, Confessions Of An Heiress,

“never wear anything twice”.

Lynn owns it.