SNL Star Caught In Pot Confusion?

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“Officer that bag of weed doesn’t belong to me! I’m shocked you would even think that! It belongs to my friend here…..in the car sitting next to me….I’ve never seen it.

Yep, it sounds lame to us too, but for SNL star, Keenan Thompson,it worked when he was pulled over this weekend in New Jersey.

HELLO! This would be a great idea for a skit Keenan! Loren Michaels are you listening?

When an officer detected the odor of burnt marijuana in the SUV, he questioned Thompson and passenger Kyle Mosley, to whom the vehicle belonged. At that point, Mosley handed over a cigarette pack containing a partially smoked joint. A subsequent police search recovered two small baggies of marijuana and a pack of rolling papers in Mosley’s pockets. The 39-year-old Long Beach, N.Y. resident claimed “sole ownership” of the pot, said Lt. Stephen Elder in an e-mail to TSG.- TSG

It’s just nice to know that he has such good friends that they’ll take one for the team.

Jamie Lynn Juno Spears – The Rumors Are TRUE!

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Jamie wants everyone to know that the rumors are TRUE! Notice the T Shirt, hint, hint!

-She’s pregnant as you can see.

-She’s engaged to Casey Aldrige, her one true love.

-And she’s taking it one step further by registering at Babies R Us over the weekend with her cousin. Here’s what can you buy and send her!

The Zoey 101 star’s choices ranged from a $1.49 teething ring to a $300 car seat. Other requests include an ultrasound frame, a Cookie Monster bath towel and a Baby Neptune Ocean Gym. Spears was careful not to select any pink or blue items, instead opting for sage-green terry cloth changing-pad covers and receiving blankets decorated with Disney characters such as Winnie the Pooh and Tigger-People

That’s funny, we got her condoms but they weren’t on her registry.

Sneak Peek – Zac’s New Look

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Wow, Ed Hardy clothing anyone?

Zac is switching up his look for the new movie 17 Again, which is basically a remake of the movie Big. Just Jared is already talking about all his shirtless scenes ladies!

Producer Adam Shankman had this to say about this look: “When he first turns 17, he’s got this old 1989 haircut that is not the cutest Zac you’ve ever seen. But he is quite shirtless in much of the movie, which the female fans are going to be quite happy with because the boy has been working quite hard on it.”-SOURCE

Yeahsies! Put that on the list of MUST SEE’S!

Britney Cleans Her Colon, So Should You

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What’s Britney’s beauty secret? Regular colon cleansing!

A source at the clinic tells The Mirror: “Cleansing a few times a week gets rid of lingering stuff in the colon.

“Britney’s had the treatment before and says it makes her feel great, more upbeat and energetic.”

So that’s why I noticed more bounce in her step when I ran into her at Claire’s!

Kids Choice Awards Today

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We’re covering the infamous Orange carpet for The Kids Choice Awards today and are surprisingly not even nervous. This is one of the first events we didn’t have to research or fight for a spot on the carpet for, because we get to cover it for The Insider! We’re big time now y’all!

So we’ll be like 4th in the media line as opposed to way in the back with the radio and bloggers.

We literally didn’t have one question given to us to ask, because it’s such a crazy event the stars like to say and do anything they want.

Hosted by Jack Black, and with celeb guests like Chris Brown, Cameron Diaz, Miley Cyrus, Steve Carell, and maybe even Britney Spears! Britney won’t do any interviews but we can scream at her as she walks by!

So watch the awards tonight on Nickelodeon, and catch our coverage Monday on The Insider.

Now we have to run and go get pretty. They’re sending a “Glamour Crew” to our house at 11AM! After that the car comes for us and you basically stand on this carpet in a little space for three hours and get to meet every celeb in town.

L.A. Rag Mag On Talk Soup

We bumped into Joel McHale at the Adam Carolla Show last Friday and he had a surprise for us.

“Oh you guys are on The Soup! Catch it tonight it’s funny!

“Wait, what? We’re afraid Joel! What did you say?”

“It’s not mean, it’s funny, you’ll like it!”

Can you believe our Insider coverage made Talk Soup!? How EMBARRASSINGLY WONDERFUL!

We do like it Joel, we are flattered to be your guys always yakking, let’s make this an on going segment!

Zac Efron Hates The Hollywood Party Scene

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Zac’s favorite past times include dancing with his basketball, hanging with his friends playing video games, and long walks on the beach.

“I don’t find myself drawn to that scene. I think acting is a tradition that far pre-dates celebrity and, today, the two are just meshing.

It’s not even that I’ve made a conscious decision not to party. I don’t think clubbing is a choice you make. You can have fun with friends without part of that scene.”

It works, Zac and his crew keep their distance, which keeps their asking price up, but with Lindsay we get to see her WHO HAW!

Bravo-mances Must Stop

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Ben and Ronnie, from Bravo’s “Make Me A Supermodel” told the world they’re not gay together, but you could buy a tshirt on Bravo.com saying you wish they were.

Yes, Bravo has gotten everyone involved in another fake romance, that we like to call a “Bravomance”.

We saw it with Rebecca and Jackie on Workout, but Bravo didn’t get smart and make T Shirts to sell until we had Ben and Ronnie.

It’s where a network pretends people are gay, or leads their audience into thinking something might happen to get ratings. Will they go to the dark side and become gay? Will they kiss? It works on us too, but selling t shirts takes it a little too far.

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