Kristen Bell’s Wedding Surprise

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A Catholic high school uniform for the man she marries! Single file line please guys, single file line!

“I tucked that away when I was 18. I’m going to wear it on my wedding night.”

Whoa! Turn up the “Hit Me Baby One More Time” and learn those dance moves, Kristen!

Mischa Was Mauled

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Even she’s confused!

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By a big scary fashion faux pas, and now she’s showing some hot pink…..bra!

Photogs snapped this pic of the swiss cheese starlet in Sydney this weekend.

Like she needs more holes on her body!

Tee Hee!

Ashton Kutcher’s Least Attractive Quality

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“I pee outside, outside my house, in my yard. I usually start off my day by taking my dogs out. While they go, I go. That’s probably my least appealing habit. I just feel like I’m connecting with nature, I bond and feel like caveman. Man, tents, cave, pee, bush.”

When we first read this we though, “Ewww!” Then we realized his “house” is probably a huge 250,000sq foot mansion with no one around it for miles.

Would you care if Ashton peed in your front lawn……..yeah we wouldn’t either.

Britney Back On Set Of HIMYM

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Goooooooo BRITNEY!!

If you keep busy, and acting normal, people may just forget that you went bat crazy a few months ago. You brian washed us into loving you while we listened to “Blackout”, but we have a feeling the American public is coming around. Thanks DAD!

“We’re all so thrilled to have Britney joining us once again,” says Craig Thomas, who is the show’s executive producer and co-creator. “And just to head it off at the pass this time around: Yes, Mom, Britney’s very nice and no, I can’t get her autograph for you.”

The episode is going to air Monday, May 12 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET) on the CBS, and you know we’ll all be watching!!

Kathy Hilton’s New Skin Care

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Oh yes, she has one called PURE BOTANICAL, and our friend Cheryl Woodcock has the scoop on it.

CLICK HERE TO NOT AGE WITH KATHY HILTON!

Blake Wants Amy To Pay For A Divorce

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Loser Alert here comes Blake!

Blake is demanding a divorce and $500,000 for each month they were together! Through the bars of his jail, he’s been meeting with his lawyers and saying he wants a divorce and is saying Amy’s been cheating. Amy couldn’t be reached for comment because she was too busy having sex with Alex Haynes!!!

“At first Blake refused to believe Amy had dumped him, but his initial devastation has been replaced by rage.

“He said Amy owes everything to him — he inspired her music and says he saved her life.

“As a result of Amy his life will never be the same and he wants to make her compensate him. He has demanded $6million at the very least from her $20million fortune.”-SOURCE

What bitch! 6 million! Puh-lease.

If Amy cared, she’d know Blake is back on drugs in prison because he’s so wrecked by her, but if he got out today we’re sure they’d be back together in a minute. A modern day Sid and Nancy if you will.

David Shares A Room With His Dad

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David recently did an interview for In Touch Weekly and had this to say about his stage dad:

David revealed, “I am sharing [a room] with my dad, which has its pluses and minuses [laughs].”

AWKWARD!

Cheri Oteri’s Father Murdered

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Cheri and her father.

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The murderer and her father.

When we saw this shocking news this morning, our hearts instantly went out to the hilarious Cheri Oteri who was stunned and sadden by the news.

GAETANO THOMAS OTERI, was stabbed to death on Saturday night in Nashville, The Associated Press reports.
Songwriter RICHARD WILLIAM FAGAN, who lived with the elder Oteri, has been arrested and charged with criminal homicide.

Fagan was pulled over Saturday night for a DUI and told police that there was a fight between he and Oteri at their south Nashville home, and he used a pocket knife to cut Oteri across his body before leaving the scene.

We love you Cheri!