May 30th, 2008
T.R. Knight Rallies For Gay Rights
Angelina Goes Deep In Vanity Fair
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May 30th, 2008
Don’t ever try to pull one over on Madge because she gets even.
Madonna felt her privacy was violated when the Carlton Intercontinental Hotel in Cannes that she stayed at, let a BBC crew film her bathroom in which she defecated. How dare you show Madonna’s private pooping quarters!! She may wipe her butt with $92,000 but she’s refusing to pay that hefty hotel bill now.
As a protest for the privacy invasion, Madge is refusing to pay her $92,800 bill for her stay, which is probably less than she makes in the time it takes for her to take a piss.-ASL
Smart girl. After all these years her claws are still sharp.
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May 30th, 2008
Dad’s coming Lindsay RUN!
Michael Lohan wants answers about his daughter’s sexuality, or he’s trying to save Lindsay’s soul. We can’t decide. He tried to hunt her down at her hotel in New York to get some answers, but Lindsay checked out once she heard her father was on the way according to spies for the NY Post.
“Michael found out where Lindsay was going to be and went to find her,” a source said. “She was really freaked out by it because she has no interest in seeing her father.”
Hotel spies say Lindsay checked in with Ronson on Tuesday, but by Wednesday afternoon, before the party started, she had cleared out, possibly after learning her father was on his way.
“Michael was staking out the lobby and waiting for Lindsay to make an appearance,” said our source. “It was freaky. He was sitting on the steps and texting like mad, and looking very upset that she hadn’t arrived.”-NY Post
He was probably pissed because he spent his last $50 he had on a bus to get there, and had no ride home. Look Michael, we wouldn’t want to see you either if you told everyone we were lesbians.
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May 30th, 2008
The double C’s were in everyone’s eyes last night as Chanel opened a new store on the uber trendy Robertson’s Blvd. in LA with great fanfare.
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May 30th, 2008
UPDATE: People.com is saying Angie’s still pregnant. What the hell’s going on France!?
Everyone across the pond is emailing us saying that the second coming of Christ has happened, and Hollywood’s golden couple had their twins. Prayer circles will commence in each major US city once reports are confirmed.
The rumors,have been confirmed by our friends at Entertainment Tonight! They say Angelina gave birth at the Catholic clinic in France’s Aix-en-Provence on Sunday, May 25.
“Babies are great and so is mom,” we’re told.
ET is also hearing that the names are ISLA (pronounced eye-la) MARCHELINE (after Angie’s mom) and AMELIE JANE (after Brad’s mom) JOLIE-PITT.
Angie it’s official. YOU ARE PERFECT IN OUR EYES!
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May 30th, 2008
Just because he’s gay doesn’t mean his sperm can’t find an egg.
When Clay was asked by his 50 year old friend, Jaymes Foster, for some sperm he gladly donated and now she’s due in August. Eeww we just got a visual of him getting it too. Shudder.
“The story is true. It is true Clay is the father. She was artificially inseminated by Clay. She’s due in August. They have been friends ever since American Idol, when they worked together.”-People.com
Yes, she’s his fruit fly and music producer, so when the baby’s 18 she’ll be 68, and when the baby graduates college she’ll be in her 70’s! Good thing Clay says he’s going to be an “active” part of the child’s life.
Aiken lives with Foster – described as his “best friend” – when he’s in L.A. and plans to be involved with parenting their child. -TMZ
Another Clay Aiken in the world…..yippie.
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May 30th, 2008
“The ‘foot repair’ pain was intense, greater than I’d anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, Aerosmith has no plans to stop rocking. There’s a new album to record, then another tour.”
Oh yeah we totes understand….we’re going to rehab for a pimple tomorrow. You know, just so we can have a tranquil place for our face to recuperate.
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May 29th, 2008
RUN DON’T WALK – LL Cool J Is Designing Clothes For Sears Dept. Stores
Penn Badgley Tells You What He Thinks Is Sexy – The Video
FOUND – Miley Cyrus’ First Kiss Pictures
AAWWWW – Sex And The City Star Adopts Baby
O-VAH – Wife Files For Divorce Says Bill Murray Is An Abusive Drunk
BIG STEPS – Lindsay Lohan Hangs With Samantha’s Family In NYC
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May 29th, 2008
Love Ja’mie better when she’s pissed off and a BEECH! (That’s our Australian accent)
In our favorite clip, she’s losing 80 of her starving African children that she sponsors and is totally like freaking out to the lady on the phone. How will she win Australian Of The Year without her starving kids to show how good of a person she is?
You know what, I can’t even hear you right now because you sound so FAT!
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May 29th, 2008
Eeekk! Ebay is actually auctioning off a costume Shia wore, which includes some worn undies and sweatpants. We were planning on purchasing them and putting them over our life size cutout of Shia, then taking advantage of his thin frame all day long.
Unfortunately, someone beat us to it.
“THIS IS A COSTUME WORN BY FUTURE SCREEN LEGEND SHIA LABEOUF! PLEASE NOTE: COSTUME IS “AS IS” WHICH INCLUDES MAKEUP STAINS, DIRT; ETC! (Again, these items was worn and used for filming by Shia) This costume was worn by Shia in the film, ‘A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints’. You receive, a pair of grey sweatpants, a pair of white breifs and ankle socks. Each items is tagged “YD” (meaning: the character Young Dito as played by Shia in the film)! This item comes with a letter of authenticity from First Look Media and an explanation of it’s donation to Actor’s Equity! It is noted by First Look that this item is “one of a kind” …and indeed it is!”-SOURCE
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