You guys rock!
-I’m really falling for you Jen…your body’s a wonderland.
-Oh Johnny! Oh my Johnny is that an Ipod in your pocket?
-No, baby
Oh Johnny! Wait…. OUCH Johnny!
That’s what the NY Daily News is reporting, which explains why John Mayer gets all the hot girls, because honestly…..we were wondering.
“She’s just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character,” said one spy.
What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner’s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy, if you know what we mean.
“His body actually is a wonderland,” one ex was overheard saying.
Did God grant a little John Mayer two special GIFTS? If so, Jen’s a lucky girl.
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