J’ADORE – Summer Heights High – Ja’mie Gets Some Really Bad News

Love Ja’mie better when she’s pissed off and a BEECH! (That’s our Australian accent)

In our favorite clip, she’s losing 80 of her starving African children that she sponsors and is totally like freaking out to the lady on the phone. How will she win Australian Of The Year without her starving kids to show how good of a person she is?

You know what, I can’t even hear you right now because you sound so FAT!

Buy Shia’s Dirty Undies On Ebay

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Eeekk! Ebay is actually auctioning off a costume Shia wore, which includes some worn undies and sweatpants. We were planning on purchasing them and putting them over our life size cutout of Shia, then taking advantage of his thin frame all day long.

Unfortunately, someone beat us to it.

“THIS IS A COSTUME WORN BY FUTURE SCREEN LEGEND SHIA LABEOUF! PLEASE NOTE: COSTUME IS “AS IS” WHICH INCLUDES MAKEUP STAINS, DIRT; ETC! (Again, these items was worn and used for filming by Shia) This costume was worn by Shia in the film, ‘A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints’. You receive, a pair of grey sweatpants, a pair of white breifs and ankle socks. Each items is tagged “YD” (meaning: the character Young Dito as played by Shia in the film)! This item comes with a letter of authenticity from First Look Media and an explanation of it’s donation to Actor’s Equity! It is noted by First Look that this item is “one of a kind” …and indeed it is!”-SOURCE

Madonna Is Getting A New Accent

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Guess who is one of Malawi’s newest citizen… Madonna.

A government official has revealed that the coolest mom in the World is set to be made an honorary citizen of the African nation of Malawi.

She is also planning to build a $40 million school to help provide education to Malawian girls. That’s a big school!

Madonna recently produced the documentary I Am Because We Are, in which she chronicles the plight of the Malawian people. The documentary had a big buzz at the Cannes Film Festival earlier this month.

Madonna is set to be honored for her devotion to Malawi, with the country’s government granting her the same rights as their citizens.

Billy Kaunda, Malawi’s deputy tourism and culture minister:

We are proud as a country to be associated with such a megastar.

She will have freedom of all cities here. She won’t be bothered with issues like visas and other limitations.

Who says “megastar” anymore?

L.A. Rag Mag On Talk Soup

Come on, Fruit Of The Loom!?!

That’s worth freaking out about!

Joel only pays attention to gossip when we report it.

Naomi Faces Charges Glamorously

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Don’t worry… she hates you too.

The World has been a hard place lately for the model with a pitching arm, Naomi Campbell. The police hating cover queen has been charged for spitting on an officer, shouting dirty racial names, fighting, and basically freaking out diva style in a terminal at Heathrow. Here are the charges Naomi is facing:

- three counts of assaulting a constable

- one count of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress

- one count of using threatening or abusive words or behaviour to cabin crew

If convicted she faces up to six months in jail.

Her lawyer made this statement today:

“Miss Campbell is bitterly disappointed that the prosecutors have advised her she is to be prosecuted for various offences. She respects that decision and she hopes this matter is dealt with expeditiously.”

For the record, Lynn has met her several times and she never threw a phone at him… just saying.

Heidi Klum Hungry for McDonald’s

Okay, okay… it might not be the most glamorous gig but we are sure she is getting some serious cash for this.

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Here is the Victoria Secret model, Heidi Klum, at the Munich Inner City McDonald’s restaurant on Wednesday promoting McDonald’s new Chicken Wrap. As for her Victoria’s Secret gig, it sounds like the CBS has been missing the Angels. They announced they are once again going to air the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show this fall and Chicken Wrap loving Heidi will be front & center… just where we like here.

Christina & Son Max Rock The Vote

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In the new broadcast ad, set to debut later this summer, Aguilera sings a lullaby of “America the Beautiful” to her son, who was born in January. The Grammy winner said she didn’t think twice about putting her son in the spot because it’s “inevitable that he will be subjected to some amount of press,” so it might as well be channeled into a good cause.

Whatever, she’s trying to make him as famous as Shiloh, Coco, Maddox, Harlow, and Cruz Beckham. Baby Hollywood is becoming more competitive than real Hollywood.

Guess The Celebrity Spawn

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WHO DO THESE KIDS BELONG TO?