John Mayer & Jennifer Aniston Get Hot & Heavy

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Photo Credit: In Touch
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COUGAR ALERT! Grooowwwllll!

Jen’s hot and now she’s realized to feel young you gotta sleep with the young ones! While Jen finishes her movie in Miami, she’s been dining with John and sparking rumors. Now In Touch Weekly has the pictures to prove it!

Although they’ve kept their relationship quiet, In Touch has learned that John Mayer is crazy about Jennifer Aniston. He flew to Miami on April 23 and checked into the Four Seasons hotel, but insiders say that he spent virtually no time there during his visit — opting instead to hang out in the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Jen has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me. And the two were inseparable over the long weekend. When asked how he was doing, after spending four days with his new love, John smiled. “My weekend was good,” he told In Touch exclusively.

Oh Jen, you nasty little minx you! You get um’

Pete Wentz Sued For Assault

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Uh oh, the groom to be had a lawsuit filed against him for assault. Pete doesn’t look like the kind of guy who can hit really hard. He wears GUYLINER for God’s sake!. Some fan says he was just watching the show when Pete and his band mates just out of nowhere started wailing on him.

Kallas says the fight was completely unprovoked and came out of nowhere, however other sources claim that he was being loud during the show; heckling the band; and shouting obnoxious things just prior to the fight.

A spokesman for Pete — who’s engaged to Ashlee Simpson and is the father of her unborn baby — said: “This case is merit less. We looked into it and the facts don’t support his claims. We will vigorously defend this case in court.”

They’ll settle out of court, watch.