June 9th, 2008
Thanks to Ninja Dude we can all still watch in horror as Mary-Kate falls!! It’s a miracle her security caught her because if she hit the pavement she would shatters into Quaker rice cakes.
THE GOOD: Mary-Kate’s goal in life is to be edgy and shed her Michell Tanner image, and falling down drunk works for us!
THE DRUNK: Is Mary-Kate getting into the Yukon or does she think she’s crowd surfing?
THE UGLY: Billions of dollars and she wears a damn flannel!! If we see her in another of those Tool Time, Tim Allen, flannels at Urth Cafe again, we’re going to walk over, rip it off, and dunk it into her green tea soy latte.
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