Alba Afloat

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Drink it up with your eyes people because this is the last time you’re ever going to see Jessica Alba pregnant on a floatie raft.

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Tatum O’Neal Caught In Drug Deal

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Yes, Tatum O’Neal, best know for winning an Oscar at the age of 10 and most recently sucking on Dancing With The Stars, was arrested by NYC police on Sunday buying CRACK COCAINE blocks away from her house.

According to the New York Daily News, the actress “laughed and chatted” her way through her arraignment at Manhattan Criminal Court on Monday (02Jun08) – just hours after she tried to plead her way out of her arrest.

“She’s going to go to her own, high-priced, out-of-the-spotlight rehab to get clean – again.”-SOURCE

Duh, Tatum, you’re suppose to be BFF with your dealer and let them into your house.

What did Tatum have to say to the judge? Only that it’s all her dead dog’s fault.

“I lost my Scottish terrier, Lena. That seemed to set me off.
“She got old. She got cancer. She was the fabric of our family. We had to let her go to heaven. My daughter and I had to put her down. It was too horrible for words.”

Totes! When we put on dog down we start free basing before we leave the parking lot!

Kelsey Grammer Suffers Heart Attack

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That’s the affect years of coke use will have on a heart. What? Oh, don’t act like you didn’t know. He’d say the same thing.

Anyways….

Kelsey Grammer was vacationing in Hawaii this weekend when he had a mild heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. His rep released this statement:

“Grammer experienced symptoms Saturday morning after paddle boarding with his wife Camille at their Hawaiian home.

He was immediately taken to an area hospital where it was determined that he had a mild heart attack.”

Get well Kelsey we love you.

Flying Home

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Hey Rag Magers-

We’re flying home from our third year anniversary (Lynn got a Tiffany ashtray and Alex got a new camera as anniversary gifts) trip today so there won’t be any blogging. We spent the weekend with Alex’s family and celebrated his cousin Robert’s graduation at the same time. We’ll be back in business tomorrow, but you can watch this Summer Heights High Episode while we’re away. These are some of our fav clips.