Wha-What? Oprah’s Not Perfect?

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The queen of everything descended on Nelson Madela’s party looking like a vision dressed in money.

Until she got comfortable, took off her shoe, and revealed this unspeakable horror…….

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A BUNION ON HER FOOT! WHAT A FREAK SHOW!

Now you know she’s just human and you can all go back to worshiping her on your Oprah endorsed prayer rugs.

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Angelina Jolie Still Pregnant

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It feels like we’ve been waiting for these angel babies for a long time. In Touch, managed to get some pictures of Angelina still ready to pop in France and they even have a new due date.

These photos capture the actress hanging out with children Shiloh and Zahara outside Chateau Miraval — the home she, Brad Pitt and the kids are staying at in the south of France. While her official due date is in August, insiders tell In Touch that she will deliver around July 15.

Take A Sip Of Some Beckham

OMG! We are so thirsty right now…

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Looks as though David Beckham wants to launch his own line of mineral water. The sexy global soccer star and exhibitionist is weighing up whether or not to keep his £2million deal with Pepsi, he has been the face of the company in the UK for more than 10 years.

Pepsi is desperate to keep Beckham on its books when his contract expires later this year and it is currently in negotiations to persuade him to stay.

Our source says:

“David Beckham has had a fantastic relationship with Pepsi – it’s one of the longest running contracts in its history.
But after 10 years he feels there are other things he could do. He is a global brand in himself and there is more scope for him to promote his own products. He has an idea for creating a range of healthy products, including water. That’s something PepsiCo might develop with him.
David is keen to go down the healthy route to keep in with his sporty image. And Pepsi is desperate to keep him. So who knows…”

I can swollow some Beckham now… dreams do come true!

Nicole Richie Reurns To Television With Chuck

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Now that Nicole can cross rich mother off of her TO DO list, she’s ready to head back to TV. News to us, she’s been auditioning for various TV guest spots and landed one on NBC’s show Chuck.

“Nicole auditioned for the part and was very funny,” says executive producer Josh Schwartz. “This role is a great opportunity for her to show off her comedic skills and be diabolically evil and kick some butt. It’s going to be really fun.”-The Insider

Go Nicole! Have it all and show Paris how to do it.

Guess Who

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Which celebrity survived his dorky years to become a full fledged hottie!?

You’ll never get it….

Suge Knight Has To Sell It ALL

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After filing bankruptcy in 2006, the judge ordered Suge Knight to sell off all his property and music rights. We never thought he’d do it, but the judge refused his appeal this week, and now EVERYTHING MUST GO!

Whether he killed Biggie or not, we think it’s safe to say karma’s a bitch and he got his in the end.

The highest offer for the firm’s assets came from Global Music Group bosses, who bid $24 million for the lot.

The sale includes the rights to all the recordings of stars including the late Tupac Shakur, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre and his tracks with NWA.-FF

P Diddy is rolling around in a pile of money somewhere and laughing.

Neil Patrick Harris’ Old Spice Commercial

Old Spice sure got their money’s worth out of this one!

God, he is so good at playing a straight guy with a newscaster voice.

WE LOVE YOU NPH!

Ballin’ With The Beckhams

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We adore celebrities that have no shame and buy ostentatious convertibles!

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No one’s going to see David Beckham in this car! It’s practically invisible!