You hear that sound? It’s the sound of a million queens screaming with glee in Weho. Daniel Craig is stepping into the role of bisexual ruler ‘Hadrian’ in his upcoming movie The Memoirs Of Hadrian.
Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen’s Book
July 31, 2008 by
Here it is people! The official cover of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s new book, Influence. Clean off your coffee table and make room.
We are not sure why we love these chicks so much. Hungry must be cool. Whatever it is, it works… these crazy sisters are fabulous.
Rag – Tastic Links
July 31, 2008 by
WTF IS THAT? – Boy Wonder Kills Huge 1000lb Hog With Hilarious Fox News Video
OH NO! PRAY! – Elizabeth Taylor Is In The Hospital
PREVIEW – James Marsden’s New Film Sexy Drive Looks Fun
BUNNY HOLES – Kendra Goes Golfing
DRUGGIE MUSE – Guy Ritchie Loves Pete Doherty
BOMB? – Disney’s New Traditional Animation Movie The Frog Princess Preview Looks Terrible
Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson Ask John Mayer To Godparent
July 31, 2008 by
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz are reportedly planning to ask John Mayer to be a godparent to their first kid… when it’s born later this year, due in October.
The couple got to know John when he was dating Ashlee’s sister Jessica Simpson. A source close to the couple explained:
“Pete and John have been spending a lot of time together lately and they get on so well.
“They are firm friends. John gets a bad rap and is always portrayed as a bad boy but he’s got a heart of gold.
“Pete and Ashlee know that and they think he would make a great godparent.”
“But they are holding back asking him at the moment because they are not sure how Ashlee’s sister Jessica would feel about her ex having such a strong link to her new niece.”
Lauren Conrad Gets The Cover Of EW
July 31, 2008 by
Take that Spiedi! LC’s on the cover..where are you? You know at some magazine stand in LA somewhere Heidi Montag is buying every copy and burning it while crying maniacally.
Just when you thought The Hills star Lauren Conrad couldn’t get any more famous, she gets the cover of Entertainment Weekly. The article promises us an intimate look behind the reality curtains of The Hills, and the producers even fess up to reshoots.
If we were Lauren, we’d start worrying about how we were going to top The Hills. How can she ever top this kind of fame or build on it? A movie?
Lauren, you are so hot. Meowwww!
LA Chief Blames Bad Girls For Paparazzi Problems – Calls Lindsay A Lesbo
July 31, 2008 by
Councilman Dennis Zine, is the man behind the 10 a.m. City Hall meeting about proposed new restrictions on paparazzi. Unfortunately, LAPD Chief William Bratton a strong opponent of new rules, left his morning gym workout to publicly opposes new legislation for the paps, and even called Lindsay a lesbian to prove his point.
For your information she’s a LIPSTICK LESBIAN, which means you can’t tell by looking at Lindsay, thank you Chief!
Oh my God, what a dick!! We call her a lesbian all the time but never on TV! We guess you have to have a sense of celebrity humor if you’re going to be a chief on this police force.
Jonny Depp To Star As Riddler In Next Batman?
July 31, 2008 by
It’s a nerd’s wet dream come true! The Penguin and The Riddler as Batman’s new enemies in the next film!
The rumor mill is turning with news that the producers of Batman want Jonny Depp in the next film as The Riddler. Well…how does that make Jim Carey feel?
“(Producers) are convinced that the role of the Riddler is perfect for Depp. Johnny’s a pro. He’ll be able to take direction from director Chris Nolan and still make the character his own.-SOURCE
The part of The Penguin was played impeccable by Danny Devito in Batman Returns, but studio bosses want more than height and fish eating for the next film.
“And what better Penguin is there than Philip Seymour Hoffman.”
Ummmm… isn’t he like 6 feet tall?
Was Jessica Simpson Abused?
July 31, 2008 by
Jessica Simpson’s new lyrics hint at an abusive relationship with a man from her past, but she wouldn’t go into it during her interview with Elle magazine.
Every country singer needs a sad story, we just thought Jessica would’ve picked Newlyweds as hers.
“I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”
In Remember That she sings, “It doesn’t matter how he hurts you / With his hands or with his words / You don’t deserve it / It ain’t worth it / Take your heart and run.”
Oh ..right..I think we got it figured out.
It’s your dad Joe Simpson right? He spanked you with a beaded belt.
