July 31st, 2008
You hear that sound? It’s the sound of a million queens screaming with glee in Weho. Daniel Craig is stepping into the role of bisexual ruler ‘Hadrian’ in his upcoming movie The Memoirs Of Hadrian.
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July 31st, 2008
Here it is people! The official cover of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s new book, Influence. Clean off your coffee table and make room.
We are not sure why we love these chicks so much. Hungry must be cool. Whatever it is, it works… these crazy sisters are fabulous.
July 31st, 2008
WTF IS THAT? – Boy Wonder Kills Huge 1000lb Hog With Hilarious Fox News Video
OH NO! PRAY! – Elizabeth Taylor Is In The Hospital
PREVIEW – James Marsden’s New Film Sexy Drive Looks Fun
BUNNY HOLES – Kendra Goes Golfing
DRUGGIE MUSE – Guy Ritchie Loves Pete Doherty
BOMB? – Disney’s New Traditional Animation Movie The Frog Princess Preview Looks Terrible
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July 31st, 2008
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz are reportedly planning to ask John Mayer to be a godparent to their first kid… when it’s born later this year, due in October.
The couple got to know John when he was dating Ashlee’s sister Jessica Simpson. A source close to the couple explained:
“Pete and John have been spending a lot of time together lately and they get on so well.
“They are firm friends. John gets a bad rap and is always portrayed as a bad boy but he’s got a heart of gold.
“Pete and Ashlee know that and they think he would make a great godparent.”
“But they are holding back asking him at the moment because they are not sure how Ashlee’s sister Jessica would feel about her ex having such a strong link to her new niece.”
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July 31st, 2008
Take that Spiedi! LC’s on the cover..where are you? You know at some magazine stand in LA somewhere Heidi Montag is buying every copy and burning it while crying maniacally.
Just when you thought The Hills star Lauren Conrad couldn’t get any more famous, she gets the cover of Entertainment Weekly. The article promises us an intimate look behind the reality curtains of The Hills, and the producers even fess up to reshoots.
If we were Lauren, we’d start worrying about how we were going to top The Hills. How can she ever top this kind of fame or build on it? A movie?
Lauren, you are so hot. Meowwww!
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July 31st, 2008
Councilman Dennis Zine, is the man behind the 10 a.m. City Hall meeting about proposed new restrictions on paparazzi. Unfortunately, LAPD Chief William Bratton a strong opponent of new rules, left his morning gym workout to publicly opposes new legislation for the paps, and even called Lindsay a lesbian to prove his point.
For your information she’s a LIPSTICK LESBIAN, which means you can’t tell by looking at Lindsay, thank you Chief!
Oh my God, what a dick!! We call her a lesbian all the time but never on TV! We guess you have to have a sense of celebrity humor if you’re going to be a chief on this police force.
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July 31st, 2008
It’s a nerd’s wet dream come true! The Penguin and The Riddler as Batman’s new enemies in the next film!
The rumor mill is turning with news that the producers of Batman want Jonny Depp in the next film as The Riddler. Well…how does that make Jim Carey feel?
“(Producers) are convinced that the role of the Riddler is perfect for Depp. Johnny’s a pro. He’ll be able to take direction from director Chris Nolan and still make the character his own.-SOURCE
The part of The Penguin was played impeccable by Danny Devito in Batman Returns, but studio bosses want more than height and fish eating for the next film.
“And what better Penguin is there than Philip Seymour Hoffman.”
Ummmm… isn’t he like 6 feet tall?
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July 31st, 2008
Jessica Simpson’s new lyrics hint at an abusive relationship with a man from her past, but she wouldn’t go into it during her interview with Elle magazine.
Every country singer needs a sad story, we just thought Jessica would’ve picked Newlyweds as hers.
“I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”
In Remember That she sings, “It doesn’t matter how he hurts you / With his hands or with his words / You don’t deserve it / It ain’t worth it / Take your heart and run.”
Oh ..right..I think we got it figured out.
It’s your dad Joe Simpson right? He spanked you with a beaded belt.
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July 31st, 2008
Mary Kate Olson went to see The Dark Knight with friends in Century City, but once the movie started it was too much to see her old (boy) friend, Heath Ledger, alive and on screen.
“It got to be too much for her. She wanted to go unnoticed, but people recognised her and started whispering. She felt really weird.
“Between dealing with Heath onscreen and with everyone around her, she couldn’t take it. So she left.”- Life & Style
We always said these two were a couple although they never admitted to it, we think Mary Kate was more than a friend to Heath, and that’s why it kills her so much.
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July 31st, 2008
We’re not surprised that the church of Scientology harasses ex members when they leave the church. The only way to keep people quite is to scare them off with your evil Scientology phone calls. Although, we were a bit surprised when an ex member named, Peter Letterese, decided to sue the church for $250 Million dollars and named Tom Cruise in the lawsuit. 80% of new members drop out after their second year but never have the balls to sue.
Ex-Scientologist Peter Letterese, a longtime critic of the church, filed suit in Southern District Court in Florida on July 15 alleging, among other things, that members of the church harassed him after he left.
In court papers provided to The News by investigator Paul Barresi, Letterese claims a member of the church phoned his lawyer at home, and when the lawyer’s wife answered, said he was her husband’s homosexual lover.- NY Daily
That’s not even the best part, he names Tom Cruise as the head mafia boss…
Letterese calls the church a “crime syndicate” and wants it broken up under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization law, just as the feds have broken up Mafia families.
He singles out Cruise, who’s made no secret of his religion, saying that Scientology head David Miscavage is “aided and abetted by the actions of Tom Cruise, his right-hand man for foreign and domestic promotion, as well as for foreign and domestic lobbying. He has assisted the syndicate in acquiring funds and [made] his own donations of money believed to be in the multiple tens of millions of dollars.”- NY Daily News
A “CRIME SYNDICATE”? We all knew Tom was giving the church all of our ticket money (that’s why we stopped going to his films), but those are some heavy words. Unfortunately, Peter has been fighting this for a while and lost last time.
“Earlier this month, the federal Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit already rejected similar claims and affirmed that the church’s use of the book in question was fair use. Mr. Letterese was penalized $266,000 by a California court for refusing to provide evidence to support many of the same allegations.”
Oldest trick in the L. Ron Hubbard book…no evidence, no crime.
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