Bruce Willis Hates The Paps!

Bruce Willis felt that this photog’s car got a bit too close and needed to be reminded that Bruce is an action star… not some Hollywood tartlet hungry for a slice of the lense.

Is it just us, or is there some strange underwear line going on with Bruce’s booty? Is he sportin’ some itty bitty bikini briefs?

CASTING – Are You America’s Next Top Model?

Be on the show and you too could subject yourself to Tyra’s torture just like in the video of our fav clip!

Tyra should do a whole season of gays vs. girls and really see who America’s Next Top Model is.

Here’s a challenge…can you even name the winner of the last season?

We thought not.

* Los Angeles, CA (SAT 09.13)
New York, NY (SAT 08.16)
Chicago, IL (SAT 09.06)
Albuquerque, NM (MON 08.04)
Charlotte, NC (SAT 08.09)
Seattle, WA (TUES 08.12)
Houston, TX (SAT 08.23)
Tampa, FL (SAT 08.30)
Kansas City, KS (TUES 09.09)

For specific times, locations, and other details, please visit:

http://cwtv.com/thecw/topmodel-cycle12-Casting

One Line Reviews – American Teen

Alex: Moving, hilarious, and captivating American Teen teaches us about the realization of the American Dream on the cusp of our youths high school graduation.

Lynn:The Hills, meets My So Called Life, meets Mean Girls, which translates into the best movie I’ve seen all summer. I learned a new word too, instead of telling someone to “Shut Up” the kids say “Slut Up!”

We don’t understand why this movie isn’t getting more media attention and ticket sales. American Teen, a documentary that follows Seniors in their last year of high school, was one of the best movies we’ve seen ALL YEAR. We laughed, we cried, we jumped out of our seats and cheered for everyone from the nerd to the jock. Maybe Paramount Vantage bought it just for an Oscar bid, but they couldn’t have picked a more moving and honest picture. GO!

The Forgotten Hilton Tries A Fake ID

Baron Hilton is already making his family proud by using a fake ID to get into the the Hampton’s most exclusive parties.

Baron’s ID would work in middle America because no one knows who he is, but the Hampton’s are another story stupid. Showing up to Dune in Southhampton he tried using his plastic persona, and was turned away by the slightly more famous reality star, Kristin Cavallari.

The former “Laguna Beach” reality mess was “working the door just for fun,” said our spy. “When Barron came up she said, ‘You can’t come in here, you’re 19.’ But then a security guard let him in.” A rep for Dune said, “We don’t condone underage drinking and strictly enforce the rules.”-NY POST

He got hammered, and we all know it.

Tim Gunn Made It Work With Low Project Runway Salary

Tim Gunn, every one’s favorite teacher, wasn’t always paid for his expertise. In the dark trenches of Hollywood, you always have to work for free in the beginning, we all know that and so did Tim.

The first season of Project Runway he did for free.

The second he got $2,500 an episode, which is pretty standard for a host in cable.

This is all coming out in the court case of NBC/Universal against the Weinstein Co. After their 5 year deal was over the Weinstein Co. sold the show to Lifetime without giving NBC a chance to renegotiate.

It’s getting nasty in that court room, with NBC executives admitting to planing the sabotage of Lifetime’s cycle 6 of P.R.

Don’t wrap Tim Gunn’s career in gauze just yet, he went on to write a book, host his own show, and became chief creative officer at Liz Claiborne Inc.

Britney Spears’ New Reality Show?

Britney’s last reality show, Chaotic, sucked because of Kevin Federline and now she’s moving on and becoming THE STAR!

This sounds too good to be true. Please God, let Britney come out with a reality show so we can finally put a narration with the many pictures we speculate about everyday.

Allegedly, Britney’s already started collecting tape on herself on vacation and instructed her whole staff to film her.

“Britney’s bodyguards and other staff members have been told to carry video equipment with them wherever they go so they don’t miss a thing.

“Whether Britney is high or low, feeling happy or sad, the cameras are there catching it all. Some of the footage is really explosive and it’s going to be must-see TV.

“Britney thinks a new reality show is just the thing she needs to help her kick start her career and prove to her fans she has put her recent troubles behind her.”-SOURCE

Although it’s hard to believe letting us into her world would help the public perception of her, it might be refreshing to see a struggling Britney build her life back up. She’s going to work her way up the Hollywood ladder….just like Kathy Griffin.

OVAH – Kate & Lance

Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong have called it quits, adding another notch to both star’s “Single Forever” belts! Will these two ever find love in another?

“There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things,” a source close to the couple tells Us. “There is no hatred, just sadness.”

After fights that lasted a week and trouble with their work schedules the two have parted ways.

Kate tried to patch things up at last week’s Livestrong Summit, but “they both decided it wasn’t feasible,” according to a friend. Another insider says the couple had a huge fight last week and “they didn’t talk for like five days.”

Oh well…..NEXT!

Judge Judy’s Wrath Is No Match For An Earthquake

Judge Judy paid audience members that are getting $50 bucks to sit there, weren’t taking any chances.

The minute the 5.4 magnitude earthquake shook the floor they were up and out! Granted we were so wrapped up in our own world yesterday that we didn’t even feel the earthquake or see anything move.

We actually ran into our neighbor Eva, and asked her what we were suppose to do in an earthquake and surprisingly none of us knew. After looking it up online we realized we were both terribly wrong.

DON’T – Run into an open space like a courtyard.

DO – Get under a heavy piece of furniture or doorway.

DON’T – Run around flapping your arms and screaming “HELP!”

DO – Have a 3 day water supply in your house AND your car.

Who knew?