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Hilary Duff’s Father Vacations In Jail For 10 Days

August 28, 2008 by

Hilary Duff’s family is the most recent to join the trend of familial fighting in public for our amusement!

Remember Hayden Panettiere’s parents last week, Lindsay & Michael Lohan’s he said she said media fights, and don’t forget Angelina Jolie will never forgive her father John Voight.

Hilary Duff’s parents are in the middle of a two and a half year divorce but her father took the fighting too far. Robert Duff, just got arrested in Texas for selling off his ex wife’s assets without notifying the court. Sneaky but stupid.

Now Robert’s in a Texas jail for ten days and must pay into a court repository $367,537 he earned from selling stocks last month.

According to the paper, the injunction was set into place as part of a 2 ½ year divorce case between the starlet’s father and mother. Duff was reportedly required to obtain court approval before selling assets.

Hilary and her sister leave the courthouse in tears, shielding their faces from the paps.

Filed Under: WTF?

Kathy Griffin Meets Her God – Cher

August 28, 2008 by

Let’s just say Kathy Griffin is officially a theatrical gay man trapped in a woman’s body.

In one episode of My Life On The D List, Kathy begged Rosie O’Donnel at her home in Florida to introduce her to the one, the only, Cher. We all gasped at home, but Rosie shrugged it off like Cher was the mailman because she’s know Cher for years.

“I was shaking! She (Cher) was delightful and what a great ass she has! It was a real girls’ weekend in Vegas.I am always star-struck — especially in the presence of an icon like Cher who just happens to be very friendly and fun!“I think I made Cher laugh a couple of times. Maybe someday she’ll come see me [perform in Las Vegas] at Mandalay Bay. A girl can dream, can’t she?” says Kathy. -In Touch

The trade off?

Steve Wozniak, Apple Computers co-founder and Kathy’s ex boyfriend she never slept with, whatever they were, agreed to take Rosie to the prestigious TED conference in February 2009.

Our dream is to go to Kathy Griffin’s annual Christmas party with Cher. HINT! HINT!

More inside In Touch this week.

Filed Under: Gossip, Kathy Griffin

Naomi Campbell Spends Her Mans Cash

August 28, 2008 by

Naomi Campbell and her Russian billionaire BF, Vladimir Doronin were in the mood to spend a little cash… or should we say Naomi was in the getting mood.

The two were just in Brazil, where he dropped a Mary-Kate wad of $18.5 million on a penthouse for Campbell in Jardins, Sao Paolo, after Campbell told him how much she loved the country. The place was a gift to the cell phone throwing supermodel.

Next was Bahia, where they stayed in a $50,000-a-day beach house. Modeling really is a hard job… so exhausting and thankless.

Filed Under: Gossip

Tim Gunn Vs. Katie Holmes: Make It Work

August 28, 2008 by

Oh no! Tim Gunn, normally the free-spirited fashionista with the sweetest disposition has had to put put the hammer down for one style slipping star, Katie Holmes.

Here is what Mr. Gunn has to say in regards to Katie Holmes new homely style:

“I have to say, Katie Holmes has become so much more sophisticated in so many ways, but I think she’s in a dip right now. I can’t explain it.”

It’s like Scientology Tim, there is no explanation. Oh… and just for the record: we don’t think she looks so bad. That look is very hot in the UK… think Agnes Dean.

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Filed Under: Katie Holmes

The Hills: Paychecks Revealed”

August 28, 2008 by

This posh and apathetic crew is spending your sad monthly salary on VIP tables and bottle service at CoCo De Ville.

Meanwhile, you went to college and you are still eating Ramen and smoking generic cigarette butts out of your Coors Light ashtray that you stole from Barney’s Beanery.

Here is what you will never make for a couple days work …unless you are Amy Winehouse’s pusher.

Lauren Conrad: $75,000 per episode – She deserves at least $100,000! It’s season 4!

Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode – Yet she still can’t afford a good record producer.

Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode – It all makes sense! This is why he stays with Heidi!

Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode – Well she does have rowdy scary punk friends.

Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode – Our favorite who has a possible spin off series in the works.

Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode – He’s worth every penny.

Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode – LC’s new friend.

Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode – Well she’s a traitor to LC so that’s what she gets!

Okay girls, remember when we partied in Vegas (we barely remember being there) and we told you The Hills needed some gays? Besides Lauren’s and Whitney’s cool-cat boss lady at People’s Revolution Pr… what a dreary little lesbian.

Lauren you said it was a good idea, and you Audrina… you loved it.

Filed Under: Heidi Montage, Lauren Conrad, The Hills

Michael Jackson’s Plastic Surgery Was A Good Idea”

August 28, 2008 by

Experts in the UK have done Michael Jackson a huge favor. They’re showing the world what it would be like if he hadn’t spent millions on his Skeletor face.

They’ve digitally speed up time to show us what a normal Michael would look like today.

Here’s what you see now at the age of 50….

Here’s what he should look like!

OMG are they for reals? There’s no way he would ever go under the knife to turn himself into a black man. How is Jacko suppose to realize his dream of becoming Peter Pan, never growing up, and living with lost boys?

Rumor is Michael may be the surprise guest presenter or performer at the MTV VMA’s September 7th. So we’re all waiting on pins and needles for another Britney debacle.

Image Source: Daily Mail

Filed Under: Michael Jackson

Anderson Cooper Locked Up

August 28, 2008 by

Anderson Cooper seems to be really enjoying his first trip to a men’s prison.

Watch out Anderson that one guy is going to shank you with a shiv in the shower!

Filed Under: Anderson Cooper

Who Doesn’t Love Christina Ricci?

August 28, 2008 by

Christina Ricci’s body is rockin’. This is one child star that DIDN’T fall into the trap of drugs and despair, and Christina should be given some kind of sober starlet medal for that. We absolutely love this chick. A real actress, real issues (that she doesn’t exploit) a future… and foxy boobies that need no bra or introduction.

Who is that dude? New Boyfriend? He better not be your main gay or we are OVAH! We discussed the rules Christina, you are only allowed one gay friend and certainly one gay couple.

Kisses, call us…. it’s been too long.

Filed Under: Christina Ricci