James Franco & LA Rag Mag At The 8th Annual Stony Awards

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Our Miss Alaska Beauty 1984 – Sarah Heath

Sarah Palin took the road less traveled to the White House.

Like so untraveled there wasn’t even a road to follow.

Britney Spears Sex Tape?

Desperate not to be forgotten, Adnan Ghalib is claiming that he has a tape of him and Britney doing the forbidden dance in Mexico. Adnan is ready and willing to sell the sex tape for the right price. He stated to The Sun:

There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further. I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney

Is there anyone left that doesn’t have a sex tape?

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DAMN IT – Jermaine Vomits All Over Janet

It’s official…Jermaine Dupri can’t drink his weight in alcohol.

At a party for Janet at Tenjune in NYC, Jermaine got too tipsy with his friends Ne-Yo, Busta Rhymes and Ice-T so he vomited all over Janet’s dress.

A source told the New York Post newspaper: “Jermaine was doing really well, but then he looked a bit funny. He leaned over and vomited in Janet’s lap. Janet squealed before bolting out of the scene and speeding off in her chauffeured Maybach car.”

How does he expect her to pay all the bills and handle the drycleaning bills too!?

Classic.

Survivor Star Flashes Millions Of Viewers – The Video

Oh happy day! See how enthralling TV can be when the FCC is oblivious?

Survivor Gabon contestant Marcus Lehman , was running for immunity when his friend downstairs peaked his head out and said hello to millions of fans on their couches. His penis friend.

Now thanks to our gays over at OMG blog, we have slow motion video!

CLICK HERE TO SEE!

Katie Holmes Guest Spot On Eli Stone

Tom Cruise may find Katie Holmes being sexy scary, but Eli Stone wants all her jazz.

These photos were leaked from the Eli Stone set where Katie will channel her inner diva for a Chicago like scene.

Jazz hands!

Heather Locklear: Arrested For A DUI

Her Clairol color looks a bit off in this picture

Officer she’s not drunk or on drugs because that’s soooooo last year. Heather Locklear was high on prescription drugs, which are the hot new thing because anyone can be prescribed them, when she was pulled over in Montecito, California Saturday night.

Locklear, 47, was booked for suspicion of driving, while high on prescription drugs on Saturday before she made bail out of the Santa Barbara County Jail at about 11:30 p.m., authorities said.

The Santa Barbara County Sheriff released a mug shot of the fried actress, with running mascara and dark roots showing through her bleached blonde hair.

The actress was in the filthy rich community of Montecito at about 4:30 p.m., when she caught the attention of a concerned driver, cops said.

“She [Locklear] was observed by a citizen pulling out of a parking lot and the woman [witness] thought she [Locklear] was driving really erratically,” CHP spokesman Tom Marhsall said.

Locklear passed tests to show she wasn’t drunk, but cops figured out she was impaired on an undisclosed prescription drug, officials said.

Knowing Heather’s history of depression and anxiety, she was probably allowed to have them but you’re not suppose to go on joy rides with those fish eyes Heather.

We’ll Miss Paul Newman

No other actor had his talents, his cool blue eyes, and he was the first celebrity to brand himself hardcore but putting his Newman Foods in every market.

Only so he could turn around and give the profits to charity.

Hollywood will never have another like Paul.

Paul Newman, 83, died from cancer at his home in Westport, Conneticut on Friday.