Justin Long & Brandon Routh (Superman) play a spot on gay couple in Zack & Miri Make a Porno, which you should run to the theaters to see because it comes out today. Justin plays a porn star complete with deep “straight acting” voice and all! WE DIE!
The two actors had perfect dialogue to portray such an honest example of a gay couple, especially when they were arguing over one being to drunk and “Mary”. A conversation we’ve had at The Abbey.
But how did writer/director Kevin Smith write such perfection?
These are not Halloween costumes…these are pin up girls you an hang by your desk and profess proudly it’s the twins!
Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen took all their expensive furs off to become models for Timothy White’s new book Hollywood Pin-Ups. The book is filled with a bunch of Hollywood actresses, but we only anted to see these two.
Parents are sooo freaky about Halloween. Last year we went shopping with a family member and their kid and while we picked out every costume in the store the parent always had a rebuttal.
“No tights, no capes, no girlie things.”
We rolled our eyes but settled on a warrior…no cape. God forbid they pick out Spiderman and dance around your home all week in a unitard!
Do parents really think that dressing your kid up as a Care Bear will affect their sexuality? Or are these children born gay and every time they say their boys want to be Princess Barbie or their girls want to kill like G.I Joe, they cringe because they know the truth.
Face it! Your kid is a Rainbow Care Bear and will be one the rest of their lives.
King Of The Hill, the show that was chicken noodle soup for Lynn’s soul, has been canceled by FOX in it’s 13th season on it’s 13th episode.
We adored Bobby Hill’s struggle to become popular, handsome, and gifted when we started watching the show years ago and are sad we’ll never be able to help him come out of the closet.
R.I.P. Bobby Hill
Don’t worry….Mike Judge has a new animated series, “The Goode Family,” launching on ABC in midseason.
The MovieTickets.com Top 10 Most Anticipated Films
1. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Warner Bros)
2. X-Men Origins: Wolverine (Fox)
3. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Paramount)
4. Public Enemies (Universal)
5. Angels & Demons (Sony)
6. Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian (Fox)
7. The Informant (Warner Bros)
8. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (Fox)
9. The Day the Earth Stood Still (Fox)
10. The Taking of Pelham 123 (Sony)
Bravo is turning the spools of yarn in their heads to find a quick replacement for Project Runway (which pending a court battle is moving to Lifetime) so they’ve filled their 09′ programming with enough fabric to choke a viewer.
First up we have Celebrity Sew-Off which is like Dancing With The Stars except fahsionistas will be paired with celebs trying to make their own line. Exactly what we need, celebrities talking about how they want to make affordable $500 boots with their name on it.
The Fashion Show (Fashion House) is their own version of American Idol where we choose the next top designer. It’s the successful Project Runway format with $1 phone voting so they can cash in on your favorite designers.
Double Exposure, a docudrama that follows the business and personal life of a fashion photographer Markus Klinko and his partner and former girlfriend, photographer and model Indrani,” . Who?
If that isn’t enough for you, Fashionality, features four eclectic New York tastemakers what’s hot and affordable only to the affluent during roundtable debates, interviews and pieces. We’d be perfect for this but can’t convince the powers that be!
Listen, we LOVE BRAVO and watch all their shows but that’s because they’re in different fields. Sure Top Design, and Top Chef, are both competitions but they don’t deal with the same industry! Neither does our other favs The Real Housewives Of Atlanta and Flipping Out.
The golden rule in Hollywood is, if it’s not broken remake it again and again, but this is too much fashion even for the gays!
Happy Halloween bitches! Tonight we have a big night planned where our house will be home base. Our friends can chose to watch scary movies, go to a huge party next door, or join the 100,000 people that walk Santa Monica Boulevard for the biggest Halloween celebration this side of the Mississippi!
Celeb costumes are the best because you get to see the pretty people in unflattering forms of spandex, polyester, and plastic costumes.
Here’s Mariah Carey as a cross dressing NYC Fireman!
Ellen actually got creative and literal with her Halloween costume!
Kim Kardashian grabbed our attention by going as Wonder “Where She Got That Ass” Woman!
Oh crap it’s Mariah again in even a worse costume!
When she comes by act like you love it…”HEY GIRL!!”
Lance Bass went as a gay graduate from NGC or the Newbie Gay College. He received his dildo degree in music.
After losing it’s backbone, their editor in chief of Katie Grand, Pop Magazine has a new plan for fighting the recession and low circulation.
They’re going to not put out a spring issue and use that time to look for a new editor…..or just reevaluate and sell all of their company stock.
Great magazine with hot covers as you can tell, but how many of these NY fashion indie mags do we need? We miss Radar Magazine already, which was bought out last week but will continue online. We were one of the few who subscribed.
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