Rosie’s Variety Show Doesn’t Find An Audience

Come on give Rosie a break! NBC did put her new revival of the variety show on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving when everyone was leaving, landing, or lazily catching up with their families.

Terrible timing equaled only 5 million viewers, but the show was packed with performances like Kathy Griffin impersonating Nancy Grace, Alec Baldwin hitting Conan O’Brian with a pie, and O’Donnell singing “City Lights” with Liza Minnelli.

Other networks like FOX, were all waiting in the wings to rip it off if it was a success or tear it down if it wasn’t.

“There’s a notion that the climate is right for the genre to make a comeback,” emailed one executive at a rival network. “I guess we now know what not to do, thanks to Rosie.”-SOURCE

So now all the EP’s can skip around Hollywood saying Rosie was wrong when really she was the only one that had the balls to try. Cowards. What will happen to the other six episodes lined up for the series?

America’s Newest Gladiator – Britney”


Uh oh, someone just borrow a squirrel cage from the prop closet at NBC and spray painted it gold!

Honestly though that banging body, those sharp moves, could that possible be the same girl that was carted out of her house on a stretcher last year?

Britney brought the big top down at the 2008 Bambi Awards in Offenburg, Germany. Wearing slutty fishnet tights and a transparent black top that screamed “Forget about last year! Let’s live in the NOW!” All of those nights going to bed hungry paid off because her costume muffin top is no where to be found.

How many of us will pay to see her Circus this Tuesday December 2nd?

Black Friday Shopping – Wal Mart Bingo


Just don’t kill anyone on your way in!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Uncle Joe: I want to make a toast, so everyone raise your glasses, to the dead cat not being here after 19 years! CHEERS!”

Nobody liked Patches and it just wouldn’t die.

From our table of 16 to yours….Happy Thanksgiving.

Tom & David’s Thanksgiving Together & Rag-Tastic Links

STUFF IT – Tom Cruise Spends Thanksgiving With The Beckhams

1 REASON TO SEE IT – Hugh’s Outdoor Shower Scene In Australia

COVER BOY – Robert Pattinson Does EW Again And Again

IDIDHISASS – Adidas Throws A Party For Beckham

FATTY? – Fight Off Those Holiday Pounds With These Tips

See A Movie – Avoid Family Small Talk

Here’s the plan….you pick out a showtime that falls after you stuff yourself with food, but buy your ticket online so you can walk around the house, acted defeated, and saying,

“We’d stay but we already bought our tickets online.”

Wednesday openings were no surprise with Twilight sucking every dollar (7.9 million) from Australia which came is a far distant 7 on it’s opening day with only 2.5 million and split reviews.

Twilight (GAYS AND GIRLS): 7.9
4 Christmases (Renter?): 5.9
Bolt (Kids + Good Reviews): 5.1
Quantum Of Solace (SUCKS): 4.1
Transporter 3 (How could it be different?) : 3.3
Madagascar 2: 2.7
Australia (A Baz Bomb?): 2.5

Turkey Or Beefy David Boreanaz Naked?

Even though red meat gives Lynn Gout….

SHOW US THE BEEF!

First, make sure Grandma isn’t sitting behind you his ass could give her a heart attack. Just beef no gravy.

Thanksgiving’s Number 1 Most Dysfunctional Family Is…


Ok not us, we actually love our family to death. Dad and Uncle Joe came in a close second to this list of the Top Ten Most Dysfunctional Families.

Who’s #1?