Is Angie Pregnant Or Isn’t She?

IN Touch swears she’s almost three months along with her 7th Biological child but no other media outlets will pick up the story without more proof. They’re even pushing the magazines on stands tomorrow, but Angie’s been pregnant or adopting for 3 years now so when ISN’T she.

That’s the real news…Guess What Angie’s HAtes Having Kids And Eats Them In Their Sleep.

Unfortunately for us, and apparently In Touch, it’s a slow news week.

‘An excited Angie can’t stop talking about the new baby. So why doesn’t Brad seem thrilled?’

Brad’s camp has been contacted for comment but they describe the claims as rubbish.

Her womb hasn’t even returned to it’s normal size, if it ever will.

Naked Neil Patrick Harris Getting Nailed Nude


How I Met Your Mother did the “naked but not really episode” last night, hiding litle NPH behind flowers bottles, mailboxes, and a joke that’s as old as your tv but NEVER DIES!

Neil you tease us everytime we see you, come on a little peek? We promise not to gasp or frown.

It’s torture to be friends with you.

YYYYYYY- M-C-A

Twilight’s In Style

Thirsty for more?

Celebrating Our Turkey Slaughter In Portland, ME

All the way on the other side of the country is a corner of the Atlantic Ocean coastline that we call our own every Thanksgiving. Sure, it belongs to Uncle Joe, but when we live in an entire separate house we just act like it’s our own.

We’ll try and keep up on the gossip while we’re visiting with family, but check out these websties we can’t live without:

GAWKER

JEZEBEL

OH LA LA MAG

POPBYTES

HUFFINTONPOST

OMG BLOG

Publicity Stunt – Heidi & Spencer Elope

The reports are true, Heidi and Spencer actually eloped in Mexico and there wasn’t a video camera or paparrazzi photographer anywhere! We would’ve expected them to sell their wedding to MTV or air it aas a six part series on the CW, but eloping on Nov 20 in Mexico.

We have to say we were a little disappointed, until we saw next week’s cover of US Weekly and vomited.

Now it makes total sense right?

Marrying Spencer? In the words of Julia Robert’s in Pretty Woman when she goes back into the Rodeo shops rich and beautiful, “Big mistake, HUGE!”.

“The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying,” Montag, 22, tells Us.

What does Spencer’s sister Stephanie have to say about all this?

“I am not surprised! I knew they would, and Cabo is definitely where they would do it.” But Spencer’s little sister wants the couple to come back and celebrate here in the States. “I hope they come home, though. Spencer always has said he wants to live there.”-SOURCE

Congrats! We’re sure you’ll both be married until the end of time.

LA Needs More Theater Like – The Love Talker

“Amazingly intense experience!!” – LA Times.com

“This is what the NEW LA theater is all about – intense, moody and thought-provoking. The actors are fantastic. Lighting and music/sound design are spectacular and perfect for the space. It’s one of those plays you’ll be dreaming about for weeks after.”

Come on, you see a movie every week and can barely remember the characters names! Jump out of the holiday box office and into The Love Talker.

Mature audiences only, there is nudity! Yeah!

Come see for yourself.

The Love Talker
Son Of Semele Theater
Nov. 24, 25, 26
Dec. 2, 3, 4

3301 Beverly Boulevard, Los Angeles, 90004
818-255-5330 for Reservations
$15

Rag-Tastic Links

FIGHT CLUB – Beckham Likes To Watch Guys Fight

DAY 1 – Trial For Boy George Handcuffing a Hooker

MILEY’S GUY – Shows Off His Bod For Ed Hardy

PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFT – Penis Bears!

EMPTY HOUSE – Jodie Sweetin Staying Positive After Divorce And Drug Claims

RELIGIOUS – Madonna Leaving The Kaballah Center

WHA? – Beyonce’s Shooting A Music Video DUH!

INTERVIEW – True Blood’s Sam

Kingston, Honey, Don’t Lick The Windows


We have people for that.