OMG – Our Niece & Nephew On CNN.com

Look who’s following in our internet celebrity footsteps all the way from Rumson, NJ.

Our niece and nephew, Bianca & Dylan, were featured in an article on CNN.com about Halloween, but they’re so PERFECT that the whole article centers around not eating too much candy. Look at our little Jedi warriors!

So that reminded us we wanted kids, and then our other cousins in Maine sent us this adorable picture of Jack the pumpkin and we almost cried!

Wow you know it really makes you think.

If we weren’t stumbling drunk down Santa Monica Boulevard last night with 100,000 other people, barely finding our way home, we’d have kids too.

OVER: Simon Cowell & Terri Seymore

After a rocky year of arguments about kids ad distance, Simon Cowell has decided to shut Terri Seymore up with a house in LA and call it quits.

Sources say after the six year relationship Terri was pressuring Simon for a baby, but Simon (48) was too busy crushing other children’s dreams on national television to even consider having his own.

“ His first words on hearing that she had confirmed the end of the relationship were: ‘Thank God.’We’ve split up. It’s very sad but we decided to go our separate ways. It just wasn’t working out between us.
“There’s no one else involved and we want to remain friends.”-Mirror

Yikes, somebody just straight up lost their contact and it’s not Simon! Do you think this means we’ll never be able to hear Terri’s raspy voice on Extra again! HOORAY!

‘Simon has basically been waiting for Terri to announce the relationship is over for months,’ a friend revealed. _DM

See we’re not the only ones who thought so!

Britney’s Circus Cover & Tracks

Angelic Britney from the 90′s is back with an airbrush on the new cover of Circus.

We were glad to see she included our favorite song from the last album, Radar, as a bonus track.

On my Radar, on my radar, on my radar, on my radar. Wow ….on paper the chorus sounds so lame.

1. Womanizer
2. Circus
3. Out From Under
4. Kill The Lights
5. Shattered Glass
6. If U Seek Amy
7. Unusual You
8. Blur
9. Mmm Papi
10. Mannequin
11. Lace and Leather
12. My Baby

Bonus Track:
13. Radar

90′s Flashback: Vote Baby Vote

Hickey School Musical

Zac a hickey?

For reals?

That’s like a tattoo for sex nerds.

Bill Maher’s Jab At Ryan Seacrest In Front Of Paps

Seacrest suggested that photogs “get the boys in the picture.” Maher retorted: “Get with the boys – that’s your department, Ryan.”-SOURCE