YES TO BROMANCE – Homoerotic Brody Knows How To Lure Us In
CONGRATS – Wood Harrelson Finally Weds The Mother Of His Three Kids
UH OH – Real Housewives Of The OC Letting Fans Down
Michael Lohan Attacks Our Blogger Friend
December 30, 2008 by
Desperate for attention, he recently wrote an email directly to our friend Drunken Stepfather. (Site NSFW)
Stepfather’s response is EMAIL GOLD! Read it!
Prince Harry Not So Hairy
December 30, 2008 by
Meeeeoooow, lick those fingers! Wow, someone is using their sunblock… like everyday. Harry, do you need some help applying your cream?
Here is Prince Harry on the beach with his lady friend in Mauritius, Chelsy Davy.
What Did You Get For Christmas?
December 30, 2008 by
Recently we started have an untraditional Christmas with Alex’s Aunt Mandy (“Momdy”) and Uncle Scott (“Scad”) in Portland, Oregon. There’s no other Christmas on Earth that’s filled with as many laughs, booze, presents galore, and awkward moments so there’s no where else we’d rather be.
Here let us show you…
Christmas Eve was spent drinking the night away during which one of the party guests made a very discomforting toast to her husband saying they had issues and needed to see a therapist.
Mandy: I just wanted to say that sometimes we fight with our spouses or each other and Christmas is a time to come together..
Drunk Guest: Hey _____ Mandy’s talking about us. She means US!
(Silence)
More booze, more booze, and playing a Jeopardy game with revealing questions about the family such as…
Or even…
Alex won the game with his partner, the put down queen Grandmother, and a score of 2150.
Alex’s Christmas wish came true when he opened and I Phone on Christmas morning.
Lynn realized the many traits he shares with an 80 year old lady when he opened his crystal candy dish, new grey towels, and crystal candlesticks.
OUr straight cousin said if he received Lynn’s gifts for Christmas he’d cry himself to sleep. Lynn said the same of Charlie’s Playstation 3 games.
Also a blessing was our new gay t shirts that we’d never ever wear in LA, soooo we wore them over to Alex’s Grandpa’s house who is a Lutheran Pastor.
Yes, that is a dancer on Alex’s sweater that is all the colors of the rainbow and the caption reads, “Be Yourself.” Shudder.
Oh Christmas…. no one said a word because they probably just expect us to be that gay.
For Unto Us A Republican Is Born – Bristol Palin Gives Birth
December 29, 2008 by
The pressure from her pent up Republican vagina launched the baby out of Bristol’s baby maker, through the window, and into a Russian missile silo that she could see from her house.
Somewhere in an Alaskan manger Bristol Palin has delivered a son to save all the Republicans from the evil black Democrats in 2039.
Bristol and her fiance are well ahead of everyone else in high school, she’s only 18 and has a man whose a recovering drug addict, a baby, and half of the nation’s eyes on her. Tripp Mitchell Johnston was born in the early am this past Saturday (he missed his Christmas arrival date by two days) coming in at a healthy 7 lb., 7 oz.
“We think it’s wonderful,” said Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol’s grandmother Sally Heath, who confirmed the news. “The baby is fine and Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited.”
Riffles are not baby toys.
Daniel Craig In A Speedo & Other Rag-Tastic Links
December 29, 2008 by
Paris Hilton Herpes!
December 29, 2008 by
Yucksies!
Everyone’s favorite jezebel, Paris Hilton wants to give you a big, juicy, viral kiss. Paris was caught by paparazzi leaving the glamorous Como Hotel in Melbourne early this morning with a shanker/Herpes/cold sore looking nastiness on her lower lip!
Brody Jenner Wants You To Think He’s Gay?
December 29, 2008 by
This guy has so let a guy blow him before! While in a desperate search for a bromance, Brody Jenner chats up all the homoerotic situations on his new show premiering tonight on Mtv.
It is unclear as of yet if we love or hate this guy. One thing is for sure, he is so hot.
